Haegan on 11/11/2005 at 20:48
Art this the real life?
Art this just fantasy?
Caught in thine landslide,
Naught escape from reality.
-From the hammer book of the queen.
Domarius on 14/11/2005 at 00:18
Quote Posted by Bronze Griffin
Errr... hunrgngh herrr.... uerrrrgghh. Huumph.
Errr... hunrgngh herrr.... uerrrrgghh. Huumph.
Glackeurg...
~ A Zombie
That's good - I know exactly the zombie sounds from the game that you're wording there :)
Bronze Griffin on 14/11/2005 at 17:59
It took a little thought but I'm pretty proud of it. :)
"Awww... your so cute, I could just eat you all up!"
~ Karras speaking to one of his children
ascottk on 15/11/2005 at 04:47
Clean up, aisle five.
~ overheard after the Keeper Enforcer aftermath
Gothik on 15/11/2005 at 05:15
Garrett,
Thou canst touch this,
Thou canst touch this,
It be Hammer Time
- Collected ravings of Brother MC
If I had a Hammer,
I'd Hammer Unbelievers in the morning,
I'd Hammer Pagans in the evening,
And Hammer Thieves all day,
I'd Hammer out Zombies,
I'd Hammer out Burricks,
I'd Hammer out the love between my Bretheren,
All over the City
- Forgotten Hammer Work Song
ascottk on 15/11/2005 at 05:44
Free tap dance lessons at the library next Monday at 7 o'clock. Ask for Garrett.
~ posted on the wall outside the Keeper Compound
Are rodents bothering you? Is the City Watch unreliable? Free pest control and security consultations. Just ask for Garrett in the South Quarter.
~ advertisement found in South Quarter.
Is your mechanical eye chafing your eye sockets? Does your scouting orbs seem too bright or dark? Does the noise irritate you? You're in luck! Get 10% off your next appointment. Just show us this ad the next time you come to our chapel!
~ mechanist advertisement
Bronze Griffin on 18/11/2005 at 13:11
Has anyone seen a sword lying around?
- Generic Guard
Lady Taffer on 19/11/2005 at 07:27
"Thou canst not toucheth this!"
-a hammerite hymn from the book of Hammertime
(dammit, Gothik, ya beat me to it) X_X
Calls the wolfs to tear your fleshes!
Calls the ravens to pecks your eyes!
Calls the ferrets to gnaw your genitals!
Calls the beavers to nibbles your toesies!
Calls the mosqueeters to give you great annoyances!
Calls the monkeys to throw their fecal matter at you!
-Pagan curse
..Seeth thou the walls of my chamber that the Builder doth protect? It is his arms around me. And when he arrives he will fill me with the strong hot metal of his love and cover my body with his glory and...
-Excerpt of a speech from Karras during his final hours
Bronze Griffin on 19/11/2005 at 13:17
Quote Posted by Lady Taffer
..Seeth thou the walls of my chamber that the Builder doth protect? It is his arms around me. And when he arrives he will fill me with the strong hot metal of his love and cover my body with his glory and...
-Excerpt of a speech from Karras during his final hours
Eurgh, that is so creepy! :weird:
june gloom on 19/11/2005 at 18:57
*breaks out the proper-capitalization-o-tron*
"And the novice didst ask, 'But surely this house, of wood and stone, standing for generations, is an answer to those who claim the old ways are outmoded?'
Speakest thus the foreman to the novice, 'The rusting nail and the rotted wooden beam are but tools of an age now past. Seekest thou the rivet and the girder. Sentiment is an ill replacement for efficiency."
-- The Book of Steel
