R Soul on 11/5/2005 at 22:48
Before death came,
The liars were made to feast
upon the hands of the thieves,
And the thieves were made to ingest
the tongues of their liar brothers,
And we praised the Master Builder for his judgements.
"That was a Party Election Broadcast on behalf of the Conservative Party"
EmperorSteele on 12/5/2005 at 05:51
Private property.
Tresspassers shall be shot with arrows.
Surviors will be shot again.
-sign outside a nobelman's mansion.
The time has come.
The ways of time past has gone
A new power shall be mine.
I got DSL, mutherfuggas, and i'm gonna PWN at CS now!
-Unatributed rant on keeper message boards
Our most promising acolyte has left us...
..He took that vase in the hall. Prick.
-Unknown keeper
And i would have gotten away with it too, if not for those rotten kids!
-Mr Barnolds, who was disguised as a haunt.
I hammer in the moorrrning
I hammer in the eeeevening
i'll hammer till i'm bleeeding
all over this laa-aand!
-from the collected passages of the smithe-in-exile
Bronze Griffin on 14/5/2005 at 21:09
BURP!
- A Burrick
fett on 14/5/2005 at 22:21
Quote:
Our most promising acolyte has left us...
..He took that vase in the hall. Prick.
-Unknown keeper
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:
metal dawn on 14/5/2005 at 22:29
Our most promising acolyte left us...
He didn't even say thanks.
Bastard.
-Artemus
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Oh em gee! Thine scriptures suck! Go thou ahead and shove them right back up thine arse!"
-Unknown Troll of the Keeper Annals
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Postscript:
Artemus DID train Garrett, right?
PeeperStorm on 15/5/2005 at 18:32
Before death came,
The liars were made to feast
Upon the hands of the thieves,
And the thieves were made to ingest
The tongues of their liar brothers,
And we awarded 1 star.
-- Notes of the Restaurant-Critic-In-Exile
Or alternately:
Before death came,
The liars were made to feast
Upon the hands of the thieves,
And the thieves were made to ingest
The tongues of their liar brothers,
And the thieves did complain most pitious
Though the liars had little to say.
-- Journal of Brother Maynard
Bronze Griffin on 15/5/2005 at 19:52
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
And the thieves did complain most pitious
Though the liars had little to say.
It sounds as if Brother Maynard could have written that!
Bronze Griffin on 18/5/2005 at 19:33
And the Builder said, "With thine hammer
Thou shalt build and thou shalt protect,
Yet also with thine hammer, thou shalt
Play Croquet." And we praised the
Master Builder for his wisdom!
- The Book of Croquet
Hogwash on 18/5/2005 at 20:50
A lone cog spins with impotence.
- Mechanist proverb
Bronze Griffin on 18/5/2005 at 21:06
Wow! Clever.
