SubJeff on 23/1/2008 at 20:51
Radical trans-urethral prostatectomy. I do it, you pay, problem solved.
The_Raven on 23/1/2008 at 21:11
[Arnold]It's not a tumor![/Arnold]
At least, I don't think it is.
Dr. Wiki tells me that the procedure would actually exacerbate the situation.
ataricom on 23/1/2008 at 21:59
37637598, I got the rest of the ingredients ready, but how the hell does one "ass" salt, if I may ask?
37637598 on 24/1/2008 at 00:30
Use your imagination, and yes... It does burn...
Peanuckle on 25/1/2008 at 22:15
I have this problem occasionally, when I need to blow my nose and there are no tissues in sight. A quick fix is to make like you're swallowing something, and hold it so that there is constant pressure on the roof of your mouth. The mucus will be sucked into your mouth and you can spit it out. Sounds nasty, and it is too. But it works.
Tocky on 26/1/2008 at 03:04
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
Really though, what you do is tell your wife you are going to spit a luggie and catch it in your mouth while you are both abed. After making the warmup noises she will pull the covers over her head and that is the appropriate time to cut a massive fart. She will then knock the snot right out of you.
Peanuckle on 26/1/2008 at 17:29
Well, you don't tell her! The process is completely silent, except for when you spit. And then you an just drool it out little by little into a Kleenex or something so it doesn't make noise.
:eww:
jimjack on 26/1/2008 at 21:23
Quote:
Quote Posted by Tocky
Really though, what you do is tell your wife you are going to spit a luggie and catch it in your mouth while you are both abed. After making the warmup noises she will pull the covers over her head and that is the appropriate time to cut a massive fart. She will then knock the snot right out of you.
Is this what a beautiful thing comes to? Just let it all loose after making efforts not to expell certain bodily fluids and passings? No I will not have these games.
ataricom on 28/1/2008 at 20:07
Now, even that stopped working for me. I'm following the directions, but the saline solution barely trickles out the other nostrel.
