ercles on 11/9/2006 at 22:49
You're the kind of guy who likes getting fucked up teh bum by goats more than people?
Turtle on 12/9/2006 at 00:12
Who doesn't?
ercles on 12/9/2006 at 00:17
Kiwi's. They like it the other way round.
Renzatic on 12/9/2006 at 00:36
With goats you don't have to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings in the afterglow. You just do your thing and send them back to the pen til next time. No bitching and whining about "just using me for my various holes" afterwords, they just go.
Well that's not totally true...sometimes they demand oat mash.
But you can see the advantage here, right?
pavlovscat on 12/9/2006 at 18:12
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
Wow. That is just a stinger of a comment.
I stretch myself like that, and this is the thanks I get?
Hey...sorry...no offense meant...I forget that not everyone shares my bitchy sense of humor. Understand that comment comes from pure jealousy...
My biggest culinary success is not burning the microwave popcorn. Once, I actually set the microwave at the office on fire while reheating a piece of garlic bread and set off the fire alarm to evacuate the entire 8 floor building. I am hell in the kitchen. My dad's dog won't even eat most things I turn out (or is that burn out?)
Send me some cookies & I promise I'll love them...I might even give you my mother-in-law's secret rum cake recipe!!
peace...forgiven?
Rug Burn Junky on 12/9/2006 at 18:56
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
hello.jpg ... stinger ... stretch myself ... The Giver ... open myself up. ... see a little deeper inside ... bending over ... goats
******'d
Agent Monkeysee on 12/9/2006 at 19:10
ULTRAKILL!
lol apropos
Also someone mark the board for another newbie who USES and ABUSES the humble ellipsis.
TheGreatGodPan on 12/9/2006 at 19:51
I remember a lot of the kids at school (forget if it was elementary or middle) had to read The Giver. I didn't. Some of them said it was good, but I don't trust them and I hang on every word that comes out of here. Thumbs up or down?
pavlovscat on 12/9/2006 at 22:41
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
ULTRAKILL!
lol apropos
Also someone mark the board for another newbie who USES and ABUSES the humble ellipsis.
Well, well. Guess I learned something today. I think I'll go watch some football & have a beer now.
slinks off with tail btwn legs to lick multiple wounds:p
