Our GBM ain't so big after all. - by Rug Burn Junky
Rug Burn Junky on 15/11/2009 at 18:29
I'm sure that all of you have spent the better part of the past decade on this forum imagining that GBM, the "Force of Nature," is a bog monster bigger than all who come before him... towering over all in his path.
I thought that too. Oh, how we were wrong.
Imagine my surprise to discover that GBM is neither the World's Tallest Man nor the World's Largest Gingerbread Man. Don't believe me? It's true!
(
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33889619/ns/world_news-weird_news/) Click here for disappointment
I can only assume that this is part of a Norwegian plot to create to use Sultan Koesen's DNA to create a line of Gingerbread Man super soldiers.
They must be stopped! Who's with me?
Enchantermon on 15/11/2009 at 18:35
You have my sword!
fett on 15/11/2009 at 18:59
[obligatory]And my axe![/obligatory]
Sulphur on 15/11/2009 at 19:36
And my...
wait, no, you don't need that.
Well he may not be the tallest or the biggest, but he's certainly the funniest. And scientistiest. Also hairiest. Thank god (or whatever unfathomable deistic force of your choice) for that.
Gingerbread Man on 15/11/2009 at 21:44
Those are simply my minions, a convenient smokescreen behind which I swirl and laugh and eat Rolo chocolates until I am SICK! THEY CAN'T STOP ME! I WON'T GO TO BED! I WON'T! AHAHAHAHHAA! SUCK IT TREBEK!
CCCToad on 15/11/2009 at 22:24
It gets lonely, not liking the taste of gingerbread.
Mr.Duck on 16/11/2009 at 01:34
RUSH GBM!!!
:D
*Jumps atop the not-so-giant-after-all GBM and gnaws on his head*
RARRRR!!!
Tocky on 16/11/2009 at 03:36
Well he might not be tallest or heaviest but he is certainly thicker and I have it on good authority the ladies prefer that.
I refuse to believe it anyway. I say yes Virginia there is a GBM. What the hell have they got in doubting Virginia anyway? Bunch of civil war sites and a capital or two. Losers.
