Dia on 19/4/2007 at 15:13
Quote Posted by Shug
Remember son, treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
Don't make me bitch-slap you, 'k?
Again.
User123abc on 19/4/2007 at 15:39
It could be one of those "I really just don't like you that way anymore, but I don't want to say it for fear of hurting you and being lonely myself, so I'd rather come up with random crazy shit to release my frustrations and also to encourage you to break up with me" moments.
Clearly the solution to all this is to call her and tell her that she's perfect, that you love her like no one has ever loved anyone else, and that that you're already making plans for the marriage. If she doesn't answer, even though you know she's home, just leave six or so messages. I guarantee you the problem will go away :thumb:
jimjack on 19/4/2007 at 16:17
Quote Posted by Dia
Don't make me bitch-slap you, 'k?
Again.
Somehow I can almost picture her saying that.:erm: as I wouldn't resort to that.
User123.. although incorrect on the first take, buit "I don't like you that way anymore.." line is going to crash the self-esteem and like I need that as well.
I will giver her exactly 48 hours to put on her big girl panties before applying your second approach. Although this could backfire somehow and then I've got a potential unbalanced stalker on my hands.
Matthew on 19/4/2007 at 16:18
Having a stalker is fun, trust me!
Stitch on 19/4/2007 at 16:43
Quote Posted by Shug
A+ would read again
Good times, everyone was on fire in that thread. This exchange from page 6 still kills me:
Shug: I dunno, being kicked in the nuts by Stitch is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
GBM: If only that were true. :(
I still love TTLG and its people but that thread is a reminder of the goofy energy that has been mostly missing from this place as of late.
Edit: (
http://ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1245990#post1245990) God that thread is full of gems.
User123abc on 19/4/2007 at 19:00
Call me lucky, but I've never really met anyone that I'd call totally insane. Strange stuff I've seen, but it's always turned out to have some logical basis. Unless you're seriously misrerpresenting the situation (or comically ignorant of it), that's one explanation of her actions that doesn't rely on her being a loon. But you definitely know better than anyone here, and it doesn't seem like you're decieving yourself in any way - so it's definitely something you can judge for yourself with confidence. And if she is in fact insane get far away.
You definitely don't have it as bad as hackmaster (haha) in any case, no reason to suddently develop self-esteem issues. Boredom happens to the best of us, and you'll probably be in her position fairly often as well. ...unless you'd be happy to stick it in any willing holeeven that one ugly chick that was passed out in the tub
Hell, maybe Mary tipped her off on the fact that Molly said that Shaniqua said that you said you "like, totally want to jizz all over my girlfriends face."
Also don't forget to tell her how much she reminds you of mom.
Tocky on 19/4/2007 at 21:08
Quote Posted by User123abc
Also don't forget to tell her how much she reminds you of mom.
Before or after the face jizzing?
My honest instinct is that it is a case of transference. She can't deal with her conscience so you get all the blame.
Dia on 20/4/2007 at 00:05
Aha! So she's the one having the lecherous thoughts, right? She just sounded way screwed up imo. Trust Tocky to get to the heart of the matter.
Like I said jj, forget that one & go find someone normal. The mindfucks will only get worse the longer you hang around that crazy wench.
That is, of course, providing you're telling the whole truth about the groping thing. Remember; nipple-pinching hurts, no matter what you've been told. :p
Mortal Monkey on 20/4/2007 at 13:23
Depends on your sleight of hand. But in the worst case it can cause erectile dysfunction.
Shug on 23/4/2007 at 01:15
Quote Posted by Dia
Don't make me bitch-slap you, 'k?
Again.
See? It's working
