Or do you? /A 'Finally, I know what women want!!!' extention.../ - by ~s:a:n:i:t:y~
Rogue Keeper on 12/10/2006 at 09:08
Ask Wales, he he he he he... :ebil:
OnionBob on 12/10/2006 at 10:08
Quote Posted by Hesche
And while we are at it, here are some more suggestions for world improvement:
- dear Mediterraneans: there´s a reason a car is equipped with turn signals. Also red light means stop.
- dear US/GB: switch to the metric system so I don´t have to convert lb.t/ft² to normal units anymore
- dear Poles: please reduce the fat content in every meal you serve by 98% so I don´t have to drink vodka to rescue my cardiovascular system from immediate collapse
- dear Slovaks: please lose to our football national team tomorrow
- dear everybody: switch to 230 V, 50 Hz and standardize power outlet design so my girlfriend can shave her legs
Oh and could everybody please drive on the correct side of the road. Everybody comply so we don´t have to send rocket impelled Nazi dudes like in Rocketeer, kthx.
Also, don´t mention the wall.
AND WHAT ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD?????????
Hesche on 12/10/2006 at 10:29
Quote Posted by BR796164
HAPPY NOW
That game was interesting enough to keep me awake. We have a rising interest in our national team here since the World Championship. There´s even a documentation about the World Championship at the flicks right now.
But Englands performance yesterday didn´t look very satisfying. Looked like an epileptic in strobe light: lots of effort but no visible result.
Oh my, this post will summon StD and turn this into a footy thread.
ercles on 12/10/2006 at 10:36
*Insert obligatory grumble about shitty refs and dirty bloody Bahrain players here*
Hesche on 12/10/2006 at 10:37
Quote Posted by OnionBob
AND WHAT ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD?????????
AND FREEWAY TOLLS?
That´s why I took the "route nationale" to get through France. In order to save the freeway toll. Only you start hallucinating and start seeing wild boars everywhere after 16 hours driving through the night with a maximum speed of 110 kmh. I nearly hit the ditch after dodging a wild boar.
Wynne on 12/10/2006 at 11:13
Even the most Man Showish man on the planet--in fact, ESPECIALLY him--is a vulnerable little boy inside who just wants to be loved, and even the sunshiniest, most angelic woman on the earth--in fact, ESPECIALLY her--is a badass sex fiend in one way or another, whether for good or for evil purposes. Sure, we can all suppress ourselves, but that's entirely ridiculous. If the sexes were honest with each other more about who they are and what they need, it'd be a better world, because we'd all have more to sympathize about.
Now, you may be scratching your head and saying "What the hell?" or you may be up in arms ready to tear mine off due to taking the wrong impression away from what I just said. But don't, because all I really mean by that is that despite our differences, everyone is human and vulnerable and more alike than they want to admit, and it may be more convenient and easier and faster to just write off a gender, but it really is weak. Men want relationships, women want sex, and the reverse as well, and men are not all damn dirty lying brain-dead dogs, and women are not all scurvy-ridden manipulating whores. You just have to buckle down and really search for someone WITHOUT prematurely attaching your emotions OR your genitals to that person. Get to know them FIRST. Not doing so is what causes all the screwed up emotional El Nino type things, although that might be the giant wad of crack talking.
Blah blah disclaimer I'm in my wacky sleep-deprived mood today but I think some of that made sense.
P.S. If a woman wants to know if she is fat: Evaluate the situation honestly by comparison not to asshole models, but to the typical reasonably HEALTHY woman of your general locality and age group, then gently tell her that she is either not at all fat and needs to eat a fucking hamburger, or she might have some extra softness around the middle but you don't give a crap because you think she's beautiful no matter what. Also, you love her and acknowledge your own physical imperfections and you'd like to take more walks with her rather than just being a prick who's insulting her without offering any positive input.
I got this from a woman I know whose doctor told her she is now in the obese range and her husband still refused to admit she was fat. Which pissed her off somewhat because he got the sensitive part right but forgot the honest. A lot of guys get the honest part right but forget the sensitive--you have to have BOTH, and that's why that question seems so hard to answer. Yeah. I think I'll get some sleep now.
Shug on 12/10/2006 at 12:42
Quote Posted by Wynne
I got this from a woman I know whose doctor told her she is now in the obese range and her husband still refused to admit she was fat. Which pissed her off somewhat because he got the sensitive part right but forgot the honest.
If she's classed as 'obese', she bloody well knows she's CONSIDERABLY overweight; possibly even disgustingly so.
Bit ridiculous to then get mad at the husband whose predicament is that of telling his wife she's a fatty or lying through his teeth ;)
Stitch on 12/10/2006 at 15:10
we seem to be in the middle of a full blown WYNNAISSANCE
PigLick on 12/10/2006 at 15:18
you need help.
Stitch on 12/10/2006 at 15:44
:cool:
