descenterace on 19/3/2006 at 00:50
I was drinking a lot last night (and in the very early morning). Was intending to go out to a pub after dinner, but ended up tinkering with one of my computers and chatting on IRC instead (pathetic, I know, but I can't really afford to go out anywhere at the moment).
There was a LAN party today which I'd planned on going to. I woke up around 10:15am to one of my housemates banging on the door saying 'we've got to go soon!'.
'Unnh? Unnn-huhggghh...' *looks at clock* 'AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!'
And this evening I look at the IRC chat logs and wonder if it might not be a good idea to fit my computer with a breathalyser. On the other hand, it'd probably be wasted effort since I could circumvent it even while shit-faced.
Alcohol can be such fun. It can lead to philosophy, which is embarrassing, but it's fun.
Cointreau and orange juice is a killer. Doesn't even taste alcoholic, so by the time I realise I'm drunk I've gone through most of the bottle.
kingofthenet on 20/3/2006 at 00:25
Well, if you really want to "enjoy" getting drunk you gotta do it fast, line up 8-10 shot glasses, load up up with "JACK" although I prefer ice cold Black Haus and put em all down withen 15 min, depending on how much it takes you to "normally" get cooken, you might need to do this SEVERAL times...,this also works well for COKE, Now "If" you do have a hang over grab yourself a bottle of Jack and down at least 3-4 man sized glups,(Hair of the Dog Method)that should put you right...if not go back to sleep for another 10-12 hours...Now if you find yourself smashing open compasses at 4am to drink the "Juice" outta em, you most likely will need AA, and a stomach pump.
Vigil on 20/3/2006 at 18:03
thanks mang
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Shug on 21/3/2006 at 05:41
Might need to do this several times?
Show me someone that can knock off 30 shots of Jack in 45 minutes and I'll show you a liar
D'Juhn Keep on 21/3/2006 at 10:17
I don't get the joke here, are you trying to say you don't think someone can drink 15 pints of lager in one night? Or just him?
Fingernail on 21/3/2006 at 11:50
I think the humour there arose from the fact it was William Hague, ineffectual leader of the Conservative party, trying to be hip, representin' the (traditional conservative) electorate who go out regularly with the lads and drink 15 pints.
