Tocky on 14/11/2010 at 06:03
Well I laughed at the regurgitated and out the ass part because of the accuracy.
Conan: A young man learns the value of love and friendship and the value of gutting most people like a fish.
rachel on 14/11/2010 at 13:35
Inception - You jump, I'll miss you.
Master Villain on 14/11/2010 at 14:57
The A-Team: Left me pitying the fool who wrote the last third, because the film's plans didn't quite come together.
fett on 14/11/2010 at 18:57
EDIT/Crouching TIGER, Hidden DRAGON: /EDIT Cliche Asian people bouncing around like ragdoll physics circa 2004 and a plot like a mud fence but lauded as brilliant because some people shit themselves every time Ang Lee picks up a camera, even it it's just to film himself trimming his pubic hairs, which would have been more engaging than this pile.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: What the fuck, M. Night Shambalamba you fucking retarded camera whore motherfucker stop making movies or I'll kill you with a lamp you insipid mouth breathing dickslop.
Toy Story 3: Woody and Buzz explore the meaning of life, while forcing me to reflect on the fleeting moments of parenthood that I can't freeze frame no matter how hard I try.
Children of Men: Hope, though bright, can only stop humans from fighting and killing for a brief moment, or from trying to use something good to benefit their own stupid agendas. (In America, this was released under the title "The Obama Administration.")
Harvester on 14/11/2010 at 19:15
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem - We know our special effects are shitty so we'll just make everything so dark you can't see anything.
OldMeat on 14/11/2010 at 21:43
Skyline : Proof that several movies previously done can be combined and still sell tickets, and also that most aliens are just like that sadistic little kid down the street who just has to come over while you are mowing the lawn and excitedly show you how to pop a grasshopper's head off with the spine and brain stem still attached.
The Movies In This Thread : The realization that there is nothing new under the sun, and that most every story ever told by letter, sight, or sound, is made a little more interesting and scary if it involves the sudden physical threat of the loss of fluids, including those movies that are made to mainly appeal to a feminine audience known as 'Chick Flicks'.
Aerothorn on 14/11/2010 at 22:36
Quote Posted by fett
Crouching Fart, Hidden Turd I swear, Fett, it's like you take this film as a personal affront to your existence. This has to be the tenth time you've made this joke.
SubJeff on 14/11/2010 at 22:39
True. And not only is it boring now but every time it just shows that you didn't get it.
demagogue on 14/11/2010 at 22:59
Yeah don't you know people on wires jumping on bamboo leaves is high art dammit?! :mad:
