theBlackman on 12/11/2010 at 21:19
It says ONE LINE, not ONE MOVIE. So, one line reviews of more than one movie is not outside the requested parameters.
Bluegrime on 12/11/2010 at 22:01
Bad Taste: Stuff dies, some dude eats puke, aliens invade New Zealand. ( Which is spelled incorrectly according to my mozilla )
Sulphur on 12/11/2010 at 22:59
Mamma Mia! / Sex and The City 2 / Step Up 3D - When you let female friends drag you to a movie and in an effort to dredge some entertainment out of the evening, you make despairingly wry comments about Meryl Streep having more wrinkles than Morgan Freeman's ballsack, or that Sarah Jessica Parker's face has an (
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/) uncanny similarity to Seabiscuit's, or that the movie's plot seems to be every Danielle Steele trope regurgitated, then eaten again, and then shot out of Stephanie Meyer's ass onto the screen, you will either have a) every Coke and popcorn bucket in the row emptied on your head, or b) every woman in the theatre (which is pretty much everybody else) ask you to shut the fuck up because HELLO WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE HERE.*
*Most of this did actually happen. :(
Kolya on 13/11/2010 at 00:54
What do you expect for acting like a goon?
Assessing now 61 year old Meryl Streep by her wrinkles isn't terribly clever. Neither is the site you linked to. If any of those female friends let you see her tits that night it was an act of charity.
Dresden on 13/11/2010 at 01:18
Quote Posted by demagogue
The Blair Witch Project - Popular pretty much just because everyone watching collectively wondered "Why didn't I think of doing this?" Foreshadowed the YouTube era, but now that we're in it, it's a practically senseless movie that offers nothing special.
If you think that's bad, check out Paranormal Activity. It's the only recent "horror" movie where I laughed the entire way through.
Yakoob on 13/11/2010 at 02:04
Quote Posted by Dresden
If you think that's bad, check out Paranormal Activity. It's the only recent "horror" movie where I laughed the entire way through.
The real horror in that movie is the fact the woman still stays with her douchebag of a boyfriend.
Dia on 13/11/2010 at 03:54
Grown Ups: Mean people saying mean things to equally mean old friends who have mean children and all of them need to be severely disciplined and that's the last time I let a 13 year old pick out a movie.
Hioncoffee II on 13/11/2010 at 03:57
Prince Of Persia: Poorly cast actors in a blatant attempt to make money off the back of a game franchise.
OldMeat on 13/11/2010 at 04:54
Frailty : Instructables from sword wielding angelic armoured oil pan elves on creative ways to use metal water pipes and axes.
The Dark Crystal : A dark room, a UV light, and DNA testing reveals someone has had too much fun with some of the puppets.
The Orphanage : I can't help but think I may have forgotten something. If I could only just remember what it was.
Scanners : If your nose is stuffed up and you don't have any tissue, just try a farmer's blow by leaning out, closing off one nostril, and 'ZOT!' there ya go.
Sulphur on 13/11/2010 at 07:02
Quote Posted by Kolya
What do you expect for acting like a goon?
Assessing now 61 year old Meryl Streep by her wrinkles isn't terribly clever. Neither is the site you linked to. If any of those female friends let you see her tits that night it was an act of charity.
It was supposed to be comic relief! :erg:
And I'm not too sure I'd have wanted to see Meryl Streep's tits. :erg:
