Nicker on 30/11/2010 at 08:13
Agora: A story that needed to be told and needed to be told a lot better than it was here, unfortunately.
Shoot First and Pray You Live: Pray somebody shoots you before they make you watch this at gunpoint.
Pyrian on 1/12/2010 at 23:06
Quote Posted by demagogue
Waterworld - Water. World. Any questions?
Plenty. :confused:
Synopsis:
Waterworld - Mad Max on boats
Review:
Waterworld - Set sank, movie should've
Harvester on 2/12/2010 at 00:03
Shrek Forever After: story was decent but movie should've had more jokes and good rock songs.
ZymeAddict on 4/12/2010 at 07:40
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Some people liked it, apparently... like Roger Ebert. I can't fathom what it was he found interesting in the cardboard cut-out plot and characters.
Roger Ebert can have good opinions, but he often times, and especially of late, makes a total idiot of himself in his reviews.
Just one example off the top of my head is when he said a terribly-shot and completely boring battle scene in Spike Lee's godawful
Miracle at St. Anna was "on par with
Saving Private Ryan."
Um, no.
suliman on 4/12/2010 at 20:04
Invictus: Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman make a movie about Nelson Mandela, bigotry and sports; even more derivative than it sounds.
Shug on 5/12/2010 at 03:38
Invictus: should have been made by someone that knows what rugby looks like
june gloom on 5/12/2010 at 04:09
Alien vs. Predator: Not as dumb as I remember. Still dumb. Still lightyears ahead of Alien Resurrection Abortion Firefly Prototype Joss Whedon's Live Action Fanfiction.
Scots Taffer on 5/12/2010 at 04:29
Easy A: more like Lazy C minus
* if it weren't for Tucci and Clarkson as the parents, this would easily be a D
fett on 5/12/2010 at 05:01
goddammit dethtoll. goddammit.
jstnomega on 5/12/2010 at 06:22
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
Got any more?
Believe it was a NY Times critic re an off Broadway premier of a Play called The Cupboard, which read simply: "Bare." The epitome of concise.
