Scots Taffer on 5/2/2007 at 09:37
Quote Posted by Vigil
Well you must admit the idea is validated by the immaculate conception of his offspring.
Heh heh, I don't think that phrase means what you think it means.
Vigil on 5/2/2007 at 09:56
All I wanted to do was make a joke about Hollywood's greatest closet case having never stirred his dick in his own wife and you have to call me out on the finer points of religious doctrine :(
demagogue on 5/2/2007 at 10:25
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Anyone have more direct evidence?
It's like you haven't even seen Mission Impossible II.
But serioulsy, what about John Travolta?
The guy that made Battleship Earth and Phenomenon?
What has Tom done for the collective lately that compares to that?
Martek on 5/2/2007 at 11:32
Hmm,
All I see so far is one rag "quoting" another rag. And all the googling I've bothered to follow all do the same thing - quote one another.
Is there an actual source of this or is it just a gossip frenzy of rags quoting rags and everyone talking as if it's fact?
Martek
SD on 5/2/2007 at 12:40
Given that Cruise's catchphrase "Show me the money!" could be applied to every single organised religion since year dot, perhaps there's some truth in this.
Jeshibu on 6/2/2007 at 17:06
Quote Posted by Vigil
All I wanted to do was make a joke about Hollywood's greatest closet case having never stirred his dick in his own wife and you have to call me out on the finer points of religious doctrine :(
I think he was pointing more to the fact that you accidentally made it sound like his (Cruise's!) offspring got pregnant without Cruise stirring his dick in it/her/him.
Parker'sSire on 6/2/2007 at 17:45
Quote Posted by Jeshibu
I think he was pointing more to the fact that you accidentally made it sound like his (Cruise's!) offspring got pregnant without Cruise stirring his dick in it/her/him.
I think he was refering to the Roman Catholic "fact" that the Immaculate Conception has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with Mary being born without "original sin".
Louis Cypher on 6/2/2007 at 18:04
Quote Posted by Jeshibu
I think he was pointing more to the fact that you accidentally made it sound like
his (Cruise's!) offspring got pregnant without Cruise stirring his dick in it/her/him.
Bolded part that shorted out my brain a moment for emphasis.
Was there something I missed here? Or are you referring to his wife?
Ziemanskye on 6/2/2007 at 18:55
As in the child is pregnant, not Ms Holmes/Cruise/Bananahammock.
And I thought that to Catholics being female was close enough to Original Sin as needed for eternal damnation and a prime-parking spot in Hell, so Mary being born without it, er...
:confused:
