MsLedd on 5/2/2007 at 02:44
Oh my sweet Jesus with a resigned grin and an empty bottle of scotch, what if it's all true?
(http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2007/02/02/notes020207.DTL) Church of Scientology proclaims Tom Cruise is the Messiah!Of course! It all makes sense now... the preaching, the condemnation, the theatrics that put tent-revivals to shame, the ... dare I say "God-complex"? And, naturally... he was criticized and ostracized for his actions (couch-jumping anyone?) which clearly were only attempts to enlighten and help... for the good of mankind. The man is obviously simply tragically misunderstood, as are all those born to greatness and touched by the divine.
And now if you all will excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth... :eww: Gorgonseye on 5/2/2007 at 02:50
In a word: Fuck.
Really, just holy freaking shit. CRUISE? Mister mission impossible? The big time asshole? Maybe the apocalypse really IS coming....
Edit: Ms. Ledd, I thought you died in the jelli baff.
Kolya on 5/2/2007 at 02:59
Wait, wait, wait, I don't see how this should work.
Inline Image:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8531/tomcruiseya3.gifOkay, I can see it now.
EDIT: I'd like to say that I didn't delete this pic which showed Cruise with a glory shine. Imageshack did it. Which proves that...
IMAGESHACK IS RUN BY SCIENTOLOGY!fett on 5/2/2007 at 03:57
I thought Alanis Morrisette = Jesus. OH I AM SO TEH CONFUSED. :confused:
The_Raven on 5/2/2007 at 04:13
Quote:
Alanis Morrisette =
GodFixed.
Printer's Devil on 5/2/2007 at 05:15
Quote Posted by MsLedd
Oh my sweet Jesus with a resigned grin and an empty bottle of scotch, what if it's all true?
Forget the topical musings and make with the drunken, out-of-focus nipple shot--this is the internet (and TTLG at that) you know, not a slumber party!
What will Dawkins do now...
Nicker on 5/2/2007 at 08:13
Not meaning to spoil anyone's fun or to defend either the despicable T.C. or the Church of Scamology, the essay posted cites as its source the briefest of articles in the Sun (great bastion of truth though it may be) and that article refers only to the opinion of someone "close to the actor" and alleged quotes by the present leader.
That's a little shy of a proclamation. I couldn't find any references from the holy of hollywood itself. Anyone have more direct evidence?
By all means rip away though - enough disparaging remarks can hardly be made...
Schattentänzer on 5/2/2007 at 08:54
In a showdown Cruise vs. Xenu my money is on the latter.
Vigil on 5/2/2007 at 09:22
Well you must admit the idea is validated by the immaculate conception of his offspring.
