Okay, seriously... WTF??

MsLedd on 29/6/2009 at 02:52

(http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/Couple-Accused-of-Assault-Using-Cheetos/HDRM1NadgECqpTNyv2RB_A.cspx?rss=59) Couple Accused of Assault Using Cheetos

:weird:

I can't even imagine how the fuck you can harm someone with cheetos (aside from making them eat them, those things'll kill you). And I have a pretty vivid imagination.

crunchy on 29/6/2009 at 02:56

Maybe she was trying to shove one up the eye of his penis. :eww:

fett on 29/6/2009 at 03:02

Paging MrDuck. MrDuck to this thread, stat.

BrokenArts on 29/6/2009 at 03:45

Shove them into every orifice, er shall I say open orifice, including the eyes, you're good to go. Leave it to man to discover some new way to hurt one another. Soon there will be an assault on someone using cotton candy. /edit....goes and googles.

Pyrian on 29/6/2009 at 06:33

"No one was hurt." No shit! :rolleyes:

Enchantermon on 29/6/2009 at 11:50

Inline Image:

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/391413/Dangerous.jpg

Koki on 29/6/2009 at 11:56

I have this idea I learned in Manhunt.

demagogue on 29/6/2009 at 13:45

It's not easy ...

... bein' cheesy.

Vivian on 29/6/2009 at 14:21

If you cover a halfbrick in cheetos and then stove someone's head in with it, does that count?

Renault on 29/6/2009 at 14:28

Mara, we love ya, but you could have done so much better on that thread title. :tsktsk: