Oh good god... the Munchy Box - by ZylonBane
Martin Karne on 1/2/2010 at 05:09
They were all out of plastic dishes? Cheap service?
Tocky on 1/2/2010 at 05:21
Because you couldn't get it up the first time. I assume it had fried peanut butter and bannana sandwiches.
Damn that munchy box looks good and what a freakin value! I still remember the first time I tasted vinegar on fish and chips at 2 am on an Oxford side street from a cart vendor. I treasure the greasy memory.
Scots Taffer on 1/2/2010 at 05:41
Chips - that's chips, not fries, you fucking fairy boy yanky doodle dandies - only truly dance on the palate once enlivened with the marriage of salt and vinegar.
Pardoner on 1/2/2010 at 05:56
Quote Posted by Tocky
Damn that munchy box looks good and what a freakin value! I still remember the first time I tasted vinegar on fish and chips at 2 am on an Oxford side street from a cart vendor. I treasure the greasy memory.
Likewise. Except I think mine were stuffed in with falafel. Canadians have something similar, I think, but us Americans are all out of luck.
Rug Burn Junky on 1/2/2010 at 06:11
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
The pizza crunch he's talking about came about around the early 2000s, it's a half frozen pizza, typically deep fried but in this instance - dipped in batter and deep fried. Absolutely foul, I haven't tried one but I can imagine it's effectively a deep fried heart attack.
I am both intrigued and disgusted.
I am also debating trying it myself, since there's (
http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2006/10/deepfried_pizza_3.html) a shop right around the corner from my apartment that will do the dirty deed.
Tocky on 1/2/2010 at 06:26
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
Chips - that's chips, not fries, you fucking fairy boy yanky doodle dandies - only truly dance on the palate once enlivened with the marriage of salt and vinegar.
And I reccomend being drunk off your ass on brown ale with Jack O'Reily and Rob Hinton the two biggest smart ass balllsy motherfuckers on the planet. And I'm not a damned yankee you saucy fagget I'm from the south where we make yankees cry. Ima cry myself just thinking about those fullashit bastards.
SubJeff on 1/2/2010 at 08:14
I'm not sure if people realise that this isn't no "Euro" thing, it is a Scots thing. The Scots do some crazy unhealthy fatty stuff, like the Pizza crunch, the famous deep fried Mars bar (for those that don't know a Mars bar is (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_bar) chocolate bar, deep fried haggis (I like Scottish chip shop haggis, and well, haggis full stop) and more.
Namdrol on 1/2/2010 at 09:05
Central belt Scotland, the cuisine capital of the world.
Fried pizza comes in 2 flavours, fried in batter or fried au natural.
For a few mouthfuls it's curiously pleasant till your brain kicks in.
And it's called crappy salad because no-one eats it, it's only there to dump on the pavement.
A lot of this stuff doesn't come from Glasgow originally, it's from the shit holes around it.
Places I think some people would be surprised at existing in the UK.
Saltcoats, Airdrie, Kilmarnock (my old place), Irving.
Scots Taffer on 1/2/2010 at 09:11
Heh, Airdrie, just up the road from where I grew up!
