fett on 22/11/2006 at 01:51
I hereby dub thee "Nut_sack" through the Thanksgiving holidays!
In after Nut_sack
Renzatic on 22/11/2006 at 02:22
Scots_Nutsack would be better.
But if I do it throughout Thanksgiving, I won't be able to look at the spiced apples without giggiling. So I'll just say it here and leave it at that.
Tocky on 22/11/2006 at 02:23
They left out the part in the bible where Jesus sat on his. You know it had to happen with all those loose fitting robes but "and lo they came upon... HOLY FUCKING ME!" just didn't fit with the general theme.
Just so you know I sympathize, I once zipped up too quickly. The pain was only compounded by the fact I had to zipp back down to get the bit of skin out. Hard to do when your eyes are crossed.
We will all be sitting a bit more gingerly in your honor. Personally I'll be sitting lotus style from here on.
pavlovscat on 22/11/2006 at 02:25
Not having nuts of my own, I can only imagine the feeling of my husband rolling over in the night & crushing my breast with his elbow amplified like 50 times.
My husband's words of wisdom: Don't wear boxers unless you are trying to get somebody pregnant!
Go see the doc!
fett on 22/11/2006 at 03:24
Uh...I'd never seen that before. Now I won't sleep tonight. Thanks.
Jennie&Tim on 22/11/2006 at 03:26
Quote Posted by Kolya
Indeed. If my girl described my plum-like balls on the internet I'd send her pics to ex-girlfriend.com. She wouldn't have to describe her own genitalia then.
He's not finicky about medical stuff, and that qualifies.
Scots Taffer on 22/11/2006 at 04:32
Haha, you'll all hate me. The swelling went down around 11am and the pain started to subside at midday, so I cancelled the appointment and went to work. It seems to be okay. I'm nowhere near as delicate but there's still the odd twang of pain.
I'll live.
Gingerbread Man on 22/11/2006 at 04:55
those are famous last words if I ever heard them :(
famous last BALL words
Starrfall on 22/11/2006 at 05:08
PACK IT IN ICE QUICK YOU FOOL
or not so quick, but pack it ice anyway it'd be funny