Jackablade on 21/11/2006 at 21:30
Quote Posted by Renegen
Wow you were in a bad mood
No shit.
Scots Taffer on 21/11/2006 at 22:42
Quote Posted by TF
oh GOD the PAIN
MUST...KEEP...TYPING
INTERNET...MUST...KNOW
When I'm curled up on my office chair, whimpering, it seemed like the thing to do to distract me as I'm always sure of getting at least a couple of gold comments in response to my dilemma.
At the moment, I'm contemplating the doctors as mr righty is still twice as large and whenever I touch the old fella the crippling gut-ripple of nausea takes hold... that's two days now. I think I'll get myself checked if I can get a reasonable appointment.
And Shoshin, it's obvious, hands on hips - adventurer style.
Gingerbread Man on 21/11/2006 at 22:45
two days oh god have you ruptured your ball :grr:
Scots Taffer on 21/11/2006 at 22:56
I've got 3 hours to kill.
TF on 21/11/2006 at 23:00
just trying to make you go to the docta, it might be embarassing but fuck, if you're serious about the double size
Kolya on 21/11/2006 at 23:08
Quote Posted by Jennie&Tim
My poor husband [...]
Indeed. If my girl described my plum-like balls on the internet I'd send her pics to ex-girlfriend.com. She wouldn't have to describe her own genitalia then.
Fingernail on 21/11/2006 at 23:15
At least you got one kid in before disaster struck, but seriously go and see a doctor.
Renzatic on 21/11/2006 at 23:34
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
Yep, extremely loose ones... which was the problem. I've been advised to only wear jocks before (earlier incident occurred at the gym a couple of years ago) but there weren't any clean, so I went with the comedy Simpsons pair.
Much to my chagrin. :(
ALL HAIL THE 10 INCH NUTSACK! RESPECT IT, FOR IT IS LOW!
But sack sitting isn't just a danger for the low danglers. It's something that can happen to anyone, provided the right circumstances arise (beware warm weather).
For instance mine aren't either pruning or dangling, they sit in a nice comfortable middle area. Yet I've managed to smash them between my inner thigh and the toilet seat before, because I didn't bother to look down and situate myself before sitting.
So all those that scoff and ponder at Scot's plight take heed. You might be next.
Shoshin on 21/11/2006 at 23:35
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
When I'm curled up on my office chair, whimpering, it seemed like the thing to do to distract me as I'm always sure of getting at least a couple of gold comments in response to my dilemma.
At the moment, I'm contemplating the doctors as mr righty is still twice as large and whenever I touch the old fella the crippling gut-ripple of nausea takes hold... that's two days now. I think I'll get myself checked if I can get a reasonable appointment.
And Shoshin, it's obvious, hands on hips - adventurer style.
Go to the doctor, and soon.
And that is the pose I struck, without really thinking about it.
Scots Taffer on 22/11/2006 at 00:50
Don't worry, guys, I'm going soon.
