Matthew on 21/11/2006 at 15:52
Is that considered
oh fuck
Gorgonseye on 21/11/2006 at 15:56
Once, I got hit in the balls with a medicine ball during weight training.....
Stitch on 21/11/2006 at 16:12
Quote Posted by PigLick
Then she goes up just a little to far, so that your cock comes out just a bit, then she gives an almighty downward thrust, except your beef jerkey isnt quite in line with the waiting receptacle. BENT COCK=PAIN
Yeah, I suffered this mishap one the night me and an ex-lady love were celebrating a year together at a hotel designed for sex. The room had a private pool, sauna, massive shower, THE WORKS. We were enjoying the facilities when WHAM hello periscope penis.
This resulted in painful erections for a few days but hey Stitch is a trooper :cool:
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oh GOD the PAIN
MUST...KEEP...TYPING
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jimjack on 21/11/2006 at 16:29
:eww: My insides are all clenching from reading that. I can't get figure out how you can sit on them though.
You can't go your whole life without getting hit there unfortunatley. I've had a couple of hits from soccer balls and I've crotched the bar of my bike when I was about ten, had to wait an hour before walking home. It feels like someone is taking a blade and stabbing you from the nads to the centre of your chest and then you feel like your going to toss your cookies there on after. Takes days to recover.
I've heard that a hard enough hit can cause death as a result of pain..besides going into shock the heart can beat irregularly or fail even.
you can sustain injury during sex? aww..This I don't need to know.
Rogue Keeper on 21/11/2006 at 16:34
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http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/4760/threadeo7.jpgOtherwise yes, I can imagine the inhuman pain of the wounded assets since I've had mine kicked so luckily and deliberately by my beloved class mate when I was 13, that I'm afraid one of them isn't working anymore. I walked like a crippled dog for more than one week.
Martlet on 21/11/2006 at 16:45
last match of the season i had a cricket ball at 80 mph into my delicate area, luckily I was wearing a box, but I carried on with a stiff upper lip to save the match and didn't start groaning until after the last ball had been bowled. It still twinges occasionally after 10 weeks.
go to the doctor obv.
Para?noid on 21/11/2006 at 16:46
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It's true though people love running to the internet to let everyone know they're pissing blood and what not
Anyway even less romantic than the bent cock (despite nothing can meet that terrible mental anguish that comes with it slipping out, that sense that someone has just kicked you out of the house onto a cold, wintry london stree- oh sorry where was i) is the horrible RAAARGH DRUNK ON TOP, and she's trying to get it in but there was no real foreplay and it's dry and OAAAOOOGHHHHHHH MY FORESKIN IS BEING RIPPED BAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Turtle on 21/11/2006 at 17:09
I have a pea-sized lump of scar tissue in the middle of my cock from when my wife got a little overzealous on top and hurt me real bad where I pee.
Also, I got a nice banana bend out of the deal.
Shoshin on 21/11/2006 at 17:17
It's funny, really, that this thread came up. I was recently at the doctor's office for some pain in ye olde testicles. In my case it turns out to be something called epididymitis, apparently somewhat common & easily treatable with antibiotics. The causes of this are generally either an STD or something else. Since, in my case, it was the "something else", I do wish that the doctors would be more diligent in determining the cause. 'Cause I never never want to experience this feeling again. But since the thing is easily treated with antibiotics, the doctors don't particularly care to figure out why, they just write out the prescription.
Anyway, on to doctors. So you're seeing the doctor for a pain in your manly region. This means you have to:
1) Stand up, and drop your pants while
2) The doctor feels you up, also while standing.
The doctor may also crouch down to take a closer look.
My question is, as the patient, what do you do with your hands?
TF on 21/11/2006 at 17:18
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*SHOWS SILLY NUBLET'S PLACE*
*DUSTS OFF HANDS*
