fett on 21/11/2006 at 13:31
I can see how this happened being as you're hung like a Brazilian Pack Burrow.
Para?noid on 21/11/2006 at 13:40
Quote Posted by TF
oh GOD the PAIN
MUST...KEEP...TYPING
INTERNET...MUST...KNOW
mainly this
but also this
women often say "ah yes but we have to suffer childbirth"
ah yes but have you any idea what being kicked in the balls is like you inconsiderate cow?!???! it doesn't just cause an immense stabbing pain in the balls, but all the way into the gut, kidneys and sometimes even the chest
yes it's true i've been kicked in the balls way too many times
Renegen on 21/11/2006 at 14:01
Quote Posted by Scots_Taffer
And wow, Renegen, how do you stay so fresh? Your zings are foil-wrapped for extra crisp icy hot.
Wow you were in a bad mood, I wasn't offending anyone.
Ghostly Apparition on 21/11/2006 at 14:47
Quote Posted by Para?noid
yes it's true i've been kicked in the balls way too many times
Why am I not surprised?
th|3f on 21/11/2006 at 14:53
Well I am very aroused. :D
PigLick on 21/11/2006 at 14:54
how the fuck can you sit on your own balls? Whats worse is this, your lady is making love to you, straddling you, getting vigorous as she slides up and down your manpole, up and down, up and down. Then she goes up just a little to far, so that your cock comes out just a bit, then she gives an almighty downward thrust, except your beef jerkey isnt quite in line with the waiting receptacle. BENT COCK=PAIN
TF on 21/11/2006 at 15:06
you forgot 'turgid'
th|3f on 21/11/2006 at 15:08
Bent cock...definately Mr T's kryptonite.
Enchantermon on 21/11/2006 at 15:40
:wot: Oh wow, man. A girl kicked a soccer ball into mine once (close range, and she has strong legs), but I can't imagine what pain you're in. Seriously, you need to go to a doctor. I hope everything turns out all right.
Briareos H on 21/11/2006 at 15:51
in before any "is that considered flirting" joke
