Scots Taffer on 21/11/2006 at 05:43
i've jangled my dangles before but this is the worst yet :eek:
i'm not supposed to be carrying a tennis ball in my shorts, my prior oval ping-pongs were perfectly acceptable
this is not a statement of my manhood more like a statement on the male equivalent of childbirth
oh god again
the cold fist of pain in my gut
please make it stop :( :( :(
Aerothorn on 21/11/2006 at 06:00
I'd ask you what specifically you're talking about, except I probably don't want to know.
Agent Subterfuge on 21/11/2006 at 06:19
I, on the other hand, am quivering in curiosity. WOT?
Renegen on 21/11/2006 at 06:20
in before Scots_T.. FUCK
Turtle on 21/11/2006 at 06:21
Stop being a pussy.
Scots Taffer on 21/11/2006 at 06:32
Dude, sitting on your own testicle is the epitome of not being a pussy, in fact, some would say it's taking hardcore to brave new worlds.
Update: 3 ibuprofen took the edge off for about fifteen minutes but the low gut ache is creeping back... :(
And wow, Renegen, how do you stay so fresh? Your zings are foil-wrapped for extra crisp icy hot.
Aja on 21/11/2006 at 06:37
If the harmony central forums taught me one thing, it is this:
do NOT put icy-hot on your testicles
don't do it.
unless you're just that hardcore.
Turtle on 21/11/2006 at 07:13
Yeah.
Call me when you've had your scrotum sliced open and your testicles mechanically separated from the rest of your reproductive system.
If your entire crotch isn't black and purple, you've nothing to complain about.
oudeis on 21/11/2006 at 07:33
If you are in so much pain, how are you even able to type?
Been a while since the last time I got racked, but I remember the utter inability to do anything but curl in a ball literally praying for the pain to stop. And crying a lot.
Worst one? Michelle Hoersch in 3rd grade. Possibly the single most perfect kick to the groin in human history. I spent most of recess and at least 5 minutes after screaming in pain. Did I mention crying non-stop? Good. The fucked-up thing is that nothing ever happened to her.
Agent Subterfuge on 21/11/2006 at 07:45
How the f..
Were you wearing boxers? How does one sit on their own nut. Or do I just have a really short ballsack, having lived all my life thinking that was quite normal. God dammit, not again.
