Tuco on 6/4/2006 at 04:37
Quote Posted by Striker
I could use mine as a massive club am i rite?
lol haha
RyushiBlade on 6/4/2006 at 04:47
For what it's worth, I just killed all the guards down in Bravil. Then I broke into the Temple, killed all the priestesses, stole their clothes, and spent around twenty minutes arranging their bodies into one massive orgy.
Yeah, I went there.
Striker on 6/4/2006 at 04:58
Yeah yeah yeah, you and everyone else on the Official Forums.
They post screenshots also.
Tuco on 6/4/2006 at 06:44
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Then I broke into the Temple, killed all the priestesses, stole their clothes, and spent around twenty minutes arranging their bodies into one massive orgy.
I've been thinking about doing that. But to nuns at the local parish. (Oh snap he went there)
Ulukai on 11/4/2006 at 22:54
Quote Posted by RyushiBlade
I broke into the Temple, killed all the priestesses, stole their clothes, and spent around twenty minutes arranging their bodies into one massive orgy.
"Oblivion is a sick new game in which your child can walk into a virtual church, murder the clergy and his congregation with their weapon of choice, strip them buck naked, then snort lines of substances off the altar. Ban this filth now."
belfong on 13/4/2006 at 02:44
Um.. how do u pick up bodies?
Lacerta on 13/4/2006 at 11:14
The stronger you are, the easier it is to move bodies about (somewhat logical, but can be highly annoying for thiefy types)
Arael on 13/4/2006 at 12:09
What actually IS annoying is the fact that while you can effortlessly lift/manipulate giant spiked logs/iron balls/whatever designed to crush you to death, at the same level of strength it's difficult to lift a single. giant. rat. :weird:
Azekiel on 13/4/2006 at 12:46
if you examine the underside of any rat corpse you find, they actually have a barely-healed surgery scar running the length of their body. there's an obscure cyrodiilic bylaw whereby all rats must have twenty pounds of pig-iron surgically implanted as soon as they reach maturity. it also makes them a superb storage place for any valuables you might want to leave hidden for a time - you would be amazed how much silverware you can fit into even a small rat...
oh, and all those logs and iron balls are actually papier mache replicas - those Goblins are DEMONS with papier mache - just watch the watch they swing (the traps, not the Gob-... well ok, that depends on your state of mind)!
