Null hypothesis: You Tube commenters are THE biggest tards on the net - by SubJeff
SubJeff on 19/6/2008 at 01:17
Alternative hypothesis: You Tube commenters are not the biggest tards on the net.
Seriously guys. Wtf?
I've been a netizen for many years now, even ventured onto some far right forums to see what nonsense lies behind the nonsense. Even there people were able to at least try and reason, and weren't just pig ignorant ifswim.
But You Tube... the comments on there are the most amazing things I've ever read. Some of it is so stupid it's like a new screwed up poetry, like some of the Engrish gems out there. But no, this is worse. It's like a bad joke that is so bad its funny but oh no it got to0 "bad therefore funny" and managed to flip out the other side.
Is there anywhere else on the net (Eidos forums not included raaarr! :p ) with such a bunch of sub-ignorants? Guys, guys, we can't even say they are just kids - no kids I ever knew were that ridiculously... dim or just plain wrong.
Go to a news site, take the first word or words of the lead story and plug it into you tube search. Read the comments of the first video the comes up. Blammo - 100% guarantee there will be a total tool posting on the 1st page. It's like some sort of idiot magnet. If it weren't such a sad indictment of the human race I'd love it.
Epos Nix on 19/6/2008 at 01:29
First post (
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c) here:
Quote:
John Bush McCain is only famous for being a shitty pilot and purposely getting capture to avoid walking in the Vietnamese jungles. McCain gave American secrets to the Viet Cong and is still an agent of the Viet Cong. And he's really ugly - check out all his yellow teeth and brown spots.
AR Master on 19/6/2008 at 02:39
failed to reject
SubJeff on 19/6/2008 at 07:33
OMG Raven! Ha ha. Too slow.
Eshaktaar - those comments are actually pretty funny. Well, mainly this one
Quote:
Exactly. This has the video-manipulating techniques of the Greek Army Psyops Department written all over it!
AR - :thumb:
The_Raven on 19/6/2008 at 13:14
Too slow for what?
EDIT: Besides getting that comment, that is.
Starrfall on 19/6/2008 at 13:39
The problem with that cartoon is that those comments are way smarter than real youtube comments
Stitch on 19/6/2008 at 14:50
Also not enough racism or accusations of gayness.
Brian T on 19/6/2008 at 14:51
i lolled at this u rock
