TTK12G3 on 11/3/2006 at 22:29
Where would you hide the body(s)?
Turtle on 11/3/2006 at 23:00
Give them to Wu.
Spitter on 11/3/2006 at 23:11
I would eat them and gain their powers!
Spamlet on 12/3/2006 at 00:02
In the shadowy areas of the room, of course.
If they're dead though, you must not be playing on "expert".
Stoopid N00bs. :tsktsk:
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piln on 12/3/2006 at 00:11
1 buried at the bottom of a kiddies' ball swamp, 8 in Michael Barrymore's pool and the last 3, naked with the names of different diseases marker-penned onto their fat tongues, FedEx'd to the White House.
Rug Burn Junky on 12/3/2006 at 00:36
Quote Posted by Turtle
Give them to Wu.
Cocksucker
Spamlet on 12/3/2006 at 00:50
I didn't know Turtle was from San Francisco.
It follows that some lawyers would be bitter at Wu, though ("habeus corpus" in the most literal sense of the term).
RyushiBlade on 12/3/2006 at 01:06
Burn their bodies. Once everything is ash, put it in little packets. Seperate the bones from the ashes and the teeth from the bones. Take great care is shattering the teeth to avoid any dental records. This is crucial.
Then shatter the remaining bones. Go out to an ocean and spread the ashes there. Disperse bone fragments accordingly. (You may wish to mix the bone fragments into concrete and create small blocks which can then be thrown over.)
Be sure not to spread any ashes or bone fragments where you have done the work. Also be sure to throw the tools you used (except the barrel - clean it, flatten it, then send it to the dump with other refuse.)
Tonamel on 12/3/2006 at 01:47
Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together. After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter.
You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute,. . .
Hence the expression greedy as a pig.
Mr.Duck on 12/3/2006 at 02:17
Build a Necropolis.
