Now, if it had been up to ME... - by oudeis
DaBeast on 21/8/2006 at 13:41
Quote Posted by Dia
Firefly would never have been green-lighted.
Yup
I agree with most of the OP. With the exception of The lone Gunmen. I loved the characters in the x-files, but in their own show it just felt weak.
Scots Taffer on 21/8/2006 at 14:08
Quote Posted by OnionBob
* this thread would never have been posted
how d'you like them apples....................
oh siznap nugga!
ignatios on 21/8/2006 at 14:31
I think you mean "snizzap," dear.
Stitch on 21/8/2006 at 16:54
* Vigil and Onionbob would be banned.
Morte on 21/8/2006 at 17:16
Quote Posted by oudeis
* Marti Noxon would never have been put in chargel of Angel; Buffy, even less so.
When was she ever in charge of Angel. :confused:
Aerothorn on 21/8/2006 at 21:40
Oh, this would make a good bitchy journal entry.
* I would never have to hear about Firefly, Snakes on a Plane, 9/11 and Your Mother ever again.
* I WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE A !#$%ING ASTERISK!
Sgt_BFG on 26/8/2006 at 06:33
* Ted Stevens would be shot
june gloom on 26/8/2006 at 14:10
* fox wouldn't have fucking cancelled brimstone.
* dream theater would get rid of their vocalist and write some actual music.
* a clockwork orange would stay underground where it belongs.
Tocky on 26/8/2006 at 18:00
Quote Posted by oudeis
* Ripley wouldn't have been infected, Newt and Hicks wouldn't have been killed off
in the opening fucking credits :mad:, and Bishop wouldn't have been replaced by his human evil twin.
Fucking amen. After all the trouble and emotional investment of Newt in Aliens it was a bullet to the brain of that movie to start it like that. It was like fuck all that came before I want my own vision from scratch and fuck you people who have followed and liked the story so far. Only his vision was imminently forgetable, emotionally dry, and intellectually only a half step above a slasher flick.
If it were up to me Ripley would have been captured and Newt would have had to evade prisoners, aliens, evil Bishops, and decapitating rabbits to pluck her from the muck and maybe she would have used that damn cat as a sticky bomb to latch onto the face of mommy alien to do it. Then Ripley would have gone after THE COMPANY by setting a horny alien with a spiked penis and a fricken laser loose in a board meeting and locking the door. Something like that.
And Siffle and Ollie would still be on. Cause this is MY united states of whatever.
DarthMRN on 26/8/2006 at 18:05
Quote Posted by oudeis
* Yoda wouldn't use a lightsaber, he would channel the Force through his cane and
make it one. He wouldn't do kung-fu flips and dodges, he would simply be elsewhere instantly, like an electron in its orbital. He would flow through the Force as much as the it flowed through him.
Even GL wouldn't mess that badly with continuity, but hey, you are allowed to dream.
