Now, if it had been up to ME... - by oudeis
oudeis on 20/8/2006 at 10:34
* Spock would have stayed dead.
* Ripley wouldn't have been infected, Newt and Hicks wouldn't have been killed off
in the opening fucking credits :mad:, and Bishop wouldn't have been replaced by his human evil twin.
* Arwen's fate as revealed in the appendix would have been less cruel.
* Fox would have started the season with the actual pilot, not 'The Train Job'.
* Marti Noxon would never have been put in chargel of Angel; Buffy, even less so.
* Dave Foley would have had at least one more series, following the smashing success of the consistently-scheduled NewsRadio.
* The reconciliation of Vincent and Irene would have been omitted from Gattaca .
* The guy in the (
http://thatvideosite.com/view/352.html) 'Vader priceless' (or whatever) clip wouldn't have lit the saber until AFTER he spoke.
* Commodore Norrington wouldn't have been so utterly pantsed in Dead Man's Chest.
* David Caruso would have kept his ego in check and played Detective Kelly for more than one season.
* Michael O'Hare wouldn't have asked for more money after season one.
* The Evil Dead/Phantasm crossover would have become a reality.
* Wild Wild West would have followed the script. The ORIGINAL script. (Will edit to link once l find it again)
* More episodes of (
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206467/) Action.
* Yoda wouldn't use a lightsaber, he would channel the Force through his cane and
make it one. He wouldn't do kung-fu flips and dodges, he would simply be elsewhere instantly, like an electron in its orbital. He would flow through the Force as much as the it flowed through him.
* The Buckaroo Banzai tv show would have gotten produced. Or the BB-Jack Burton team-up movie, either one.
* The Conrad/Apocalypse Now-influenced Tron sequel would have been greenlit.
* The League of Shadows would have been less explicitly ninja.
* Starbuck would be doable.
* Mike Myers would have done (
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/clarke/38/scripts/Sprockets.txt) Sprockets instead of Austin Powers. (sorry about cross-linking or whatever it's called, but it's the only site that has the text :( )
* James Cameron would have completed the True Lies sequel
before making Titanic, avoiding any possible post-9/11 negative associations.
* The Lone Gunmen would have been to X-files what Frasier was to Cheers.
* Sliders wouldn't have been written by complete mongoloids. I mean, seriously, technological cavemen in Nazi Uniforms?
OnionBob on 20/8/2006 at 10:43
[spoilers]
Vigil on 20/8/2006 at 11:49
<ul><li>oudeis would have gone outside.</li></ul>
TF on 20/8/2006 at 12:28
He wouldn't do kung-fu flips and dodges, he would simply be elsewhere instantly, like an electron in its orbital. He would flow through the Force as much as the it flowed through him
metal dawn on 20/8/2006 at 21:35
James Cameron is an overhyped shitcake.
ignatios on 20/8/2006 at 22:44
I would have spoilered the whole goddamn original post.
Actually Vigil and Onion said it better.
Gingerbread Man on 21/8/2006 at 02:09
If it had been up to ME, Boba Fett would have had an enormous codpiece.
doctorfrog on 21/8/2006 at 02:12
Quote Posted by oudeis
* Dave Foley would have had at least one more series, following the smashing success of the consistently-scheduled NewsRadio.
* Phil Hartman's wife would have simply killed herself, instead of taking out Phil first.
Also, Leon would be god damned alive still, I don't care how much it would have messed up the movie. Make him a cripple if you have to.
Dia on 21/8/2006 at 13:12
Anakin Skywalker would never have turned to the Dark Side.
Anne Boleyn would never have lost her head.
Firefly would never have been cancelled.
God would have put me in charge of everything.
OnionBob on 21/8/2006 at 13:27
* this thread would never have been posted
how d'you like them apples....................
