Now I know why I drink... - by Queue
Queue on 12/9/2009 at 00:55
Quote Posted by Wrestle
I once shagged a microwaved Water-Melon ...
I have GOT to try that.
irving_forbush on 12/9/2009 at 00:58
Hey Queue...
Man, whatever you do the rest of the day, DON'T JACK OFF!!!
(no telling what would happen to you, but I bet it would hurt...and may involve the cat...) ;)
Queue on 12/9/2009 at 01:04
That fucking cat better not go anywhere near Lil' Queue. Besides, I think it already shagged my socks.
Enchantermon on 12/9/2009 at 03:45
Epic. Fail.
Martin Karne on 12/9/2009 at 13:05
Headlines
"Horny cat screws everything."
"Naive man leaves cat in charge of watermelon disaster"
"Cat 2 - man 0"
Scots Taffer on 12/9/2009 at 13:28
Because I can
and I am...
Cheers
Adam Nuhfer on 12/9/2009 at 19:30
Quote Posted by Queue
I love your mom's melons.
Now the replies are getting more TTLG like. :)
Lets see... Now I just have to have patience. Someone is bound to use the word dick sooner or latter.
CCCToad on 12/9/2009 at 22:00
Quote Posted by Adam Nuhfer
Now the replies are getting more TTLG like. :)
Lets see... Now I just have to have patience. Someone is bound to use the word dick sooner or latter.
I see what you did there.
37637598 on 12/9/2009 at 22:30
I gave up on cats a long time ago, they're so inconsistent. At least my dog poops in the same spot on the same carpet and it's always the same hardness, so even when I'm surprised after she leaves me presents, I always know what they're going to be, where, how big, and if I step in it, it's completely my fault.
Cats however, have been scientifically proven to suck. They do things out of spite. And their cuteness is a defense mechanism. Why would any god make a fluffy ball of cute that has razor sharp claws and hates people, if he indeed didn't hate people..My cat got eaten by a dog. I kinda miss the little shit.
BrokenArts on 12/9/2009 at 23:09
Give me a cat anytime over a dog.
