Now I know why I drink... - by Queue
henke on 11/9/2009 at 19:03
Quote Posted by Wrestle
I once shagged a microwaved Water-Melon... bloody HOT... scald your bell-end... A meat thermometer (no, that's not slang for your cock)... Don't enter it along the core Axis... don't come inside it: Microwaving 1-week-old come/melon-juice is uncool.
Welcome to TTLG, Wrestle. You're clearly gonna fit right in here. :cool:
BrokenArts on 11/9/2009 at 19:13
I bet he dumped a bottle of booze into that watermelon the night before, he's clearly already eaten half of it, thats why the mishap. Am I right Queue!
ZylonBane on 11/9/2009 at 19:16
Quote Posted by Queue
But no, this has to become an exercise in
Mr. Bean hijinx.
Fixed.
Adam Nuhfer on 11/9/2009 at 19:53
Hmmmmm.... Not a single reply referencing the cat. Interesting.
st.patrick on 11/9/2009 at 23:55
I ate the cat, hence no reactions whatsoever.
Queue on 12/9/2009 at 00:42
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Well, see, Queue, this is the sort of thing that's best handled by the lady of the house. The delicate precision my mom used to carve out slices of melon with is something only the fairer sex is gifted enough to wield.
I love your mom's melons.
PeeperStorm on 12/9/2009 at 00:44
Quote Posted by Wrestle
I once shagged a microwaved Water-Melon I thought that the center would be nice and squishy and warm... it was warm... in fact.. bloody HOT... and the speedy withdrawal brought tears to my eyes as the rather pointy pips/seeds that had moved out of the way as i entered it decided that they were going to act as pointy ratchet-pawls on the way out.
I nominate
Wrestle for the Rookie of the Year Award. Hitting the ground runnin'! :thumb:
Oh yeah, also (
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq) this.
fett on 12/9/2009 at 00:47
Quote Posted by Wrestle
I once shagged a microwaved Water-Melon
Best post this week.
pavlovscat on 12/9/2009 at 00:53
Guys always wanted to shag my watermelons, nevermind my cat.
