Northen Rock... - by Shadowriku95
Turtle on 15/11/2009 at 06:17
Quote Posted by fett
Er...I've said about a million times I KNOW IT'S A PARODY. That doesn't keep it from being corny.
No, you're wrong. The sooner you admit that, the sooner we can all back to masturbating.
june gloom on 15/11/2009 at 07:30
You mean we had to stop?
SubJeff on 15/11/2009 at 10:21
Type O corny but Evanesence not ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah laughing at one big gag, and every now and again they another rabbit out of the bag, of sad diversions, useless tedious excursions, rolled into
Aaanyway.
Listen to Black No1 and try tell me its not a delicious snipe at the very people who will be listening to it. Its even better than Tool's "I sold my soul to make a record and dipshit you bought one".
fett on 15/11/2009 at 15:10
Quote Posted by Subjective Effect
Type O corny but Evanesence not ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah laughing at one big gag, and every now and again they another rabbit out of the bag, of sad diversions, useless tedious excursions, rolled into
Aaanyway.
Listen to Black No1 and try tell me its not a delicious snipe at the very people who will be listening to it. Its even better than Tool's "I sold my soul to make a record and dipshit you bought one".
I'm pretty sure you don't mean me when I never once said Evanescence wasn't corny. They are the definition of melodrama. And I can't help it if you guys think it's meta-clever for a band to make fun of the people who listen to them. All it does is lend to the "oh look at us we're so cool because our fav band hates us" bullshit that was already played out when the Sex Pistols cashed in. It's not new, it's not clever, and doesn't make them any less cheesy. Like them if you want, that's subjective, but they're not Yoda because they expounded on an ages old gimmick. :p
FYI I'm only masturbating when someone used the word "goth" or "dark" itt. In other words, every post.
Sulphur on 15/11/2009 at 15:17
I don't think anyone here said Evanescence wasn't corny.
I will masturbate to anything that includes Mozart's Requiem in it, however, and shed a single tear when I'm done. All in the spirit of things, mens.
Gingerbread Man on 16/11/2009 at 05:02
hey I like KISS and Alice Cooper you hillbilly fuck :(
fett on 16/11/2009 at 16:38
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
hey I like KISS and Alice Cooper you hillbilly fuck :(
Not saying I don't, but you don't act like they're the second coming of The Beatles just because they figured out that being a cartoon of themselves is a good marketing scheme. ;)
Gingerbread Man on 17/11/2009 at 05:12
Quote Posted by fett
Not saying I don't, but you don't act like they're the second coming of The Beatles just because they figured out that being a cartoon of themselves is a good marketing scheme. ;)
Stop being right you ass
BrokenArts on 17/11/2009 at 06:18
Quote Posted by Queue
On that note, why is Wal-Mart now the official KISS media outlet?
Probably because they paid Gene Simmons a lot of money, the man will do ANYTHING for money. If you've ever watched his show family jewels, the guy is a money munger, any promotion, TV spot, anything, he'll do it. He's a huge sell out, he admits it.
june gloom on 17/11/2009 at 17:16
Oh don't pretend you have standards.
