Renzatic on 2/5/2015 at 03:23
This is the last post I'll be making with Old Bertha. It's time to shut 'er down.
faetal on 5/5/2015 at 11:14
Take her out back with a shotgun.
Renzatic on 5/5/2015 at 14:03
I put her on a skateboard, set her on fire, and rolled her down a hill. It was like a modern Viking funeral.
faetal on 5/5/2015 at 14:25
I hope you gave her a good embalming with some canned air before putting her to the torch.
Renzatic on 5/5/2015 at 14:34
Nope. I stuffed 'er with cardboard and newspapers to make sure she burned twice as long.
faetal on 5/5/2015 at 15:17
Without a clean burial her spirit can't run free with her ancestors in the night lands.
Renzatic on 5/5/2015 at 16:01
That's fine. Bertha was more the Valhalla type. Ergo, skateboard pyre.
