Aja on 20/6/2010 at 17:44
capital exhibition!
june gloom on 20/6/2010 at 17:55
nice to see TTLG has remained the classy institution it's renowned for during my absence
Sulphur on 20/6/2010 at 18:02
oh, stop playing with that jockstrap and just let me have it already
Queue on 21/6/2010 at 15:32
FROM: MR. AHMED YAKUOBU OUSMAN.
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
ATTN: MY DEAR,
I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out of
desperation and current development. Please bear with me.
My name is Mr. AHMED YAKUOBU OUSMAN. An Auditor of BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).I discovered existing
dormant account for 6 years. When I discovered that there had been no continuation or
withdrawals from this account for this long period and our banking law stipulates that any
unserviceable account for more than 6 Years will go into the bank revenue as an unclaimed
fund.
I have made personal inquiries about the depositor and his next of kin but sadly, the
depositor and his next of kin died in motor accident while the rest of the family died in Iraq
during the crisis, I only made this investigation just to be double sure of this fact and
since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the Relatives.
I seek your consent to present yourself as his business partner as well next of kin of the
deceased. As an auditor in the bank I will use my position in the bank to help you becoming
the next of kin to the estate, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.2m (Nine
Million Two Hundred Thousand USA Dollars) can be transferred to you, this is the story in a
nutshell. Now I want an account overseas where the bank will transfer this fund.
Thereafter, I will come for the sharing and investment, also to use part of the money to help
the ORPHANAGE ARROUND THE WORLD, It is a careful network and for the past eleven months I have
worked out everything to ensure a hitch-free operation.
Now my questions are.
1. Can you handle this project? ...................
2. Can I give you this trust? .....................
Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, All what I require is your honest
co-operation to enable us see this deal through, I guarantee that this will be executed under
a Legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, please get in touch
with me by my e-mail to enable me outline to you the strategies on how to go about this.
Finally, it is my humble prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the
necessary Attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves, also sends to me your
personal information as followed to enable me send to you official letter of application form
of claim that you will fill and send to the bank for the demand of the transfer of the fund
into your bank account.
Your phone number.....................
Your full name...........................
Your country of origin..................
I Expect your urgent response if you can handle this project. Respectfully yours Reply via:
email (mr.ahmed.ousman@live.fr)
Yours, Faithfully.
MR. Ahmed Yakuobua Ousman.
Remain Blessed.
What d'ya think? Should I take a chance...spin the wheel of fortune so-to-speak? Or should I just send him endless cock pictures?
Brian T on 21/6/2010 at 16:28
Even the best meat pies have air pockets in them.
Sulphur on 23/6/2010 at 12:45
I just locked myself out by accident and broke into my own home by squeezing my arm through the front window, reaching it towards the door, and jiggling the handle. Victoly! I seem to have some some serious Mr. Fantastic arm stretching powers.
And a suddenly very significant home security problem.
Enchantermon on 23/6/2010 at 19:13
Quote Posted by Sulphur
I seem to have some some serious Mr. Fantastic arm stretching powers.
And a suddenly very significant home security problem.
At least you can now be glad that you locked yourself out of the house. :)
My parents, sister and I stayed in my grandmother's house in Florida for a week a long while back. My grandmother was in Pennsylvania at the time and had given my mother the house key. Unfortunately, we discovered when we arrived that it was the wrong key. :P So, at around 1:00 in the morning we're standing out there while my dad tries to force a window open from the outside. He managed to get it open just enough for he and my mom to shove me through it into the house. Boy, was that a tight fit. Made it, though.
