Vernon on 5/4/2007 at 11:39
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http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g79/the_internets/tottlg/11-KeithRichards.jpgA no-bullshit opinion of fuck face Keith Richards' alleged antics from Mogwai's Barry Burns.
"Hi everyone. I just woke up to find that average blues guitar peddlar and all round unlikeable London pirate-like arsehole Keith Richard snorted his dad's ashes on a drug binge. Well done Keith, you talentless publicity hungry horrible prick of the highest order. He then goes on to say modern bands are a load of old crap. Right, but can we really listen to the opinions of a nasal cannibal?
"Keith, your band are possibly the worst band in the history of human events, worse even than Placebo and The Reynolds Girls combined. Your posh English singer sings with an American accent about a load of old American prostitutes he met once and your guitar licks are Grade F. The sooner you die the quicker my Ladbrokes bet comes in between you and McCartney you old dick. I hope you kick the bucket in the most humiliating of ways, like on the toilet and then being eaten by your own dog. Stop living and give us peace you attention seeking non relevant oxygen thief.
Barry"
Have to say I agree
SD on 5/4/2007 at 11:46
Mogwai guitarist calls the Stones "the worst band in the history of human events".
I'm rapidly running out of irony detectors here cos the sodding things keep exploding.
Vivian on 5/4/2007 at 11:53
Well, I agree with Barry. The fuck does keith richards think hes entitled to an opinion for? The only culturally relevant thing he's done for nigh-on twenty years is to inspire a somewhat amusing comic turn in a largely bad film series.
Plod, plod, plod, marianne faithful, brown sugar, plod, bit of a sterilised blues lick, whatever. Boo. The rolling stones may have known how to party, but their music was fucking pedestrian at best.
Vernon on 5/4/2007 at 11:57
Quote Posted by Strontium Dog
Mogwai guitarist calls the Stones "the worst band in the history of human events".
I'm rapidly running out of irony detectors here cos the sodding things keep exploding.
Oh fuck come on Mogwai can turn a trick and they've certainly never beaten off over themselves from what I've seen. What little lyrical content is actually present in their music is usually self-deprecating and for want of a better word, 'shy.' I don't think irony is a factor.
Plus, they're a pretty tight band, tbqh
SD on 5/4/2007 at 12:08
If Mogwai ever write a song that is half as good as Satisfaction or Ruby Tuesday, I'll eat my own excrement.
Hell, if they even come up with a Jumpin' Jack Flash, I'll gargle with piss.
Vivian on 5/4/2007 at 12:14
If you enjoy listening to the rolling stones, you probably like doing that anyway. In fact, you're probably doing it right now! hur hur hur
hang on, that was just offensive. listening to the rolling stones is in no way quite as bad as drinking lukewarm piss.
fett on 5/4/2007 at 12:20
Quote Posted by Vernon
Plus, they're a pretty tight band, tbqh
I challenge you to hold that opinion up next to a metronome, a $5 tuner, and a copy of Jumpin' Jack Flash (any of their suck ass songs really), and stare that shit right in the face. You lose.
SlyFoxx on 5/4/2007 at 12:41
I have a few questions. Who the fuck is Mogwai's Barry Burns and what issue of Guitar Player is he featured in? I'd like to check my back issues for his glorious feature article.
Vernon on 5/4/2007 at 12:53
Quote Posted by fett
I challenge you to hold that opinion up next to a metronome, a $5 tuner, and a copy of Jumpin' Jack Flash (any of their suck ass songs really), and stare that shit right in the face. You lose.
Yes, brilliant. Oh, and I was talking about Mogwai being tight, not the Stones
But seriously, the stones' music/lyrics is totally fucking irrelevant to anything
ps SlyFoxx - the standard by which you judge good music is a magazine called Guitar Player? Are you deaf? Hey, feel free to use your ears and not some sweaty hairy ball-scratching crone hack's opinion of a sweaty hairy ball-scratching crone guitar players finger-tapping ability or whatever - or ram a screwdriver through your eardrums and keep up the good work chum
Headcleaner on 5/4/2007 at 13:02
If a crackhead snored his fathers ashes, nobody would care. But because someone plays a guitar in a popular band, this is suddenly a hot button issue.
It also shows how much we value a pile of dust with a name tag.
As for musicial talent, the Rolling Stones sucked after they killed Brian Jones.
