Nicker on 13/3/2010 at 05:32
Quote Posted by henke
Don't forget Mickey Rourke, Danny Trejo, Eric Roberts and Stone Cold Steve Austin. :cool:
And don't forget the minions. Where would the action genre be without hoards of battle hardened mercenaries who collectively could not hit the side of a barn with a supertanker full of whup-ass?
I'll rent this on 2 for 1 night. A lot of things do blow up, so it can't be entirely without merit.
PeeperStorm on 13/3/2010 at 08:55
Bruce Willis is the Unbreakable Last Boy Scout who's gonna Armageddon the living Fifth Element out of every goddamn Jackal in this Sin City!
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http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7986/hellsingwillis.jpgI still think the movie needs Seagal and Van Damme.
Scots Taffer on 13/3/2010 at 10:53
Quote Posted by theBlackman
I used to own one of those Mercury's. Two door sedan with electric overdrive. Did a rad custom job on it with pearlescent white paint over black lacquer undercoat and Metal flake violet trim.
Sounds pretty damn awesome, Dusty. No old pics you could scan?
Also, locked and loaded for this on opening day like Arnie in Commando. :cool:
frozenman on 13/3/2010 at 15:00
Quote Posted by PeeperStorm
I still think the movie needs Seagal and Van Damme.
I think these two would be best added as a garnish or sauce to dip the Expendables in. If you Saute all those action stars together you risk the chance of the tastes running together. I'd suggest slicing Seagal and Van Damme into thin strips and serving them raw over a bed of knife-fights, a nice refreshment when the explosions of the main course get too spicy.
rachel on 18/8/2010 at 20:24
Quote Posted by raph
the placement of the guns on that Goose is moronic, it eliminates any water landing capabilities...
Hehe it's not a Goose it's actually an Albatross, and the gun mounts are okay :cheeky:
Other than that...
LOL AWESOME It's so cheesy you could dip tacos in it but fuck that's a good dose of mindless forgettable fun right there :cool::D:thumb:
fett on 18/8/2010 at 23:18
Quote Posted by Aerothorn
P.S. In before Fett makes a "hidden turd, crouching poop" remark
No, that was so bad it was just bad. There was no crossing over that elusive line into "so bad it's good." Just Asian guys flying around waving their arms like a bunch of ninnies. They could have at least put it in English with bad overdubs to spice it up a little. In fact, I recently saw The Last Airbender and even it didn't attain to Crouching's badness, despite having the same basic non-plot and silly acrobatics.
Queue on 19/8/2010 at 00:56
You were only nine months late with that. Just think of it as some sort of pregnancy.
rachel on 9/9/2010 at 20:49
Seriously, no one else saw it? Gosh guys, you're disappointing... :p
fett on 9/9/2010 at 20:54
Anytime I see a reference to Crouching Turd I have to interject, even if I miss by a year. It's "my thing."
Scots Taffer on 9/9/2010 at 23:05
I wanted to, just never found the time and seeing Inception for a second time and Scott Pilgrim came first really.
