hedonicflux~~ on 26/8/2016 at 18:17
Not off the rails.
dethtoll: Child gloves. We want this to be a safe place for everyone.
Pyrian on 26/8/2016 at 18:27
What are the rails now?
Renzatic on 26/8/2016 at 18:35
This is a new thread dedicated to a new topic of conversation. I am now posting a reply in retort.
bjack on 26/8/2016 at 19:06
Can is be about bacon? I like bacon. Many people like bacon. I even know a Jewish guy who eats bacon.
Bacon is the perfect food. It goes with almost everything. There is nothing like fried salty pork fat that is a little bit lean.
Turkey and beef bacon do not cut it. They will do in a pinch, but good old fashion yummy bacon is heaven on Earth.
Fry it, bake it, microwave it, it is all good.
Put it on a burger. Make a BLT. Hell, put it on a maple log (a type of donut for those that do not know what a maple log is).
You can put bacon in ice-cream too. It goes well with salted caramel. It also nicely wraps around steaks and is great stuffed into chicken breast.
Who knew that pig belly fat would be so tasty?
So, if you like bacon too, shout out for it. Kill them hogs! Bring home the bacon. Wake up and smell the coffee and frying bacon.
This is been a message from he Bacon Jamb Action Committee Kitchen (bjack)
bjack on 26/8/2016 at 19:33
Bacon is dead.
Renzatic on 26/8/2016 at 19:44
bjack is dead.
-bacon
bjack on 26/8/2016 at 19:50
No, I am quite alive, for now. If I continue to eat a lot of bacon, I may not be. So pppttttptptttttt. Oh man, I can just hear that sizzle and the smell. It fills the house and soaks into everything fabric. It coats the walls with its greasy goodness. Sort of like the meat version of cigarette nicotine stains.
Renzatic on 26/8/2016 at 19:53
Quit brainwashing my tastebuds.
bjack on 26/8/2016 at 19:56
There are always those terrible “Bac~Os” imitation bacon bits. (
http://www.bettycrocker.com/products/bacos)
"Defatted Soy Flour, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil*, Salt, Water, Sugar, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Caramel Color and Red 40, Tocopherol (preservative).*adds a trivial amount of saturated fat”
Yum... :(
Maybe hedonicflux~~ could make an art piece of bacon?
Renzatic on 26/8/2016 at 20:07
Bac-o's are terrible, terrible things, unworthy to hold even half of the bacon title they so proudly display on their label. If I have to eat bacon bits, I go only for the real deal.
...and now I want a bacon cheeseburger.