RyushiBlade on 10/2/2004 at 21:10
I haven' died yet! Haha! Only a real man can drink this stuff! *downs another mug of his grog*
C'mon, have some fun!
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http://www.angelfire.com/mech/ryushi/pirate.gif I gotses the better grog! And yes, I do know some gullible people. My mother believed me when I said our bus 'capsized' on the way to school because it slipped on a 'frozen chipmunk.' Another kid still believes I currently own a penguin and keep him in my freezer. The rest think I was actually born in Cuba, despite my slight english accent (that prompts them to ask where I come from.)
Lesson: Never come to Missouri. They're all bloody stupid.
Forsythe on 11/2/2004 at 00:34
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Only a real man can drink this stuff!
Yeah, a real dim one who thinks battery acid (you know, what's made for car batteries?), red dye no 2, and the like existed back in the 1500s and 1600's :cheeky:
And yeah, I think Phoenix stacks up against Missouri... my personal theory is that the 120+ degree heat bakes their brains. :sly:
RyushiBlade on 11/2/2004 at 01:43
Ok... How about this? Science class, last year. Remember the space shuttle?
Meghan: "Um... when the shuttle burned up and crashed... did it leave a hole in the atmosphere?"
Teacher: "... It's made of air!"
Meghan: "I know, I don't want it all to leak out!"
True story. And hey! My grog drinkin' pirate beats yours!
Tuco on 11/2/2004 at 04:27
Real men drink milk.
(You various scurvy dog something lubber lands!)
Forsythe on 11/2/2004 at 22:05
Pretty scary, man :p And as for your pirate beating mine, "My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood!"... beat that, willya? :cheeky:
RyushiBlade on 11/2/2004 at 22:19
Aha, as did mine! But unlike yours, the blood didn't belong to myself! Har har har! *quaffs his grog*
My last fight ended with yer ear on tha ground! Har har... *swings his heavy cutlass and cuts off Forsythe's ear* Tha's for thinkin' yer could beat ME!
*picks up the ear and runs a chain through it, then puts it over Forsythe's neck like a necklace* A little gift from tha' better pirate, eh?
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http://www.angelfire.com/mech/ryushi/pirate.gifForsythe on 12/2/2004 at 00:10
Uh-huh... and you consider yourself a Guybrush Threepwood fan. Sorry, you lose, KTHXBYE :cheeky:
RyushiBlade on 12/2/2004 at 01:09
Eh? Jimbrush Thripweed? What? What kind of sissy name is that? No, I'm not a pansy little pirate like that!
Forsythe on 12/2/2004 at 01:16
And yet you quote his Grog recipe... curious... most curious... *walks away, stroking his chin*
RyushiBlade on 12/2/2004 at 01:50
((*sighs* As any Monkey Island fan would know, one of the ever-running parodies involved Guybrush Thweepwood's name. Mainly, everyone kept getting it wrong... all the time. And btw, it's not his Grog recipe. In fact, Guybrush could never stand Grog, though he did manage to beat the Master Grog Drinker by secretly diluting his own drink. Heh heh... Good games.))
