Najoua Belyzel... - by Vincent_21
D'Arcy on 16/6/2006 at 02:37
This guy can't be for real. Wasn't this last post of his adapted from Mein Kampf or something?
metal dawn on 16/6/2006 at 04:57
The Rock of Gibraltar is one Vinny's kidney stones. I shit you not.
EDIT: Or did I mean brain tumor? I get the two confused.
Matthew on 16/6/2006 at 11:03
Shit D'Arcy, have you been lulling us into a false sense of security whilst the whole time your jackbooted Portuguese army has been awaiting their moment to strike?
Or has Vincent just totally advocated oppression and large-scale murder?
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The proof of our superiority!
lol
D'Arcy on 16/6/2006 at 11:44
Damn, now this guy blew it. It was our dirty little secret, the portuguese plan for world domination. Soon Dubya will come after us :p
After reading that last post I'm beginning to wonder if my 89 year old grandpa has finally learned how to use the internet...
Schattentänzer on 16/6/2006 at 12:06
Quote Posted by Matthew
Shit D'Arcy, have you been lulling us into a false sense of security whilst the whole time your jackbooted Portuguese army has been awaiting their moment to strike?
I thought the Angst-Bomb was a british invention?
D'Arcy on 16/6/2006 at 12:59
Over here it's more like an intifada. People like Vincent will throw angst-rocks at you.
Swiss Mercenary on 16/6/2006 at 19:03
Quote Posted by Vincent_21
I guess i wasnt able to paint an assertive sketch...
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You were doing fine until you ruined it all in the second paragraph.
Vincent_21 on 16/6/2006 at 21:02
Mein kampf?... Hitler?!.. dont show your ignorance so clearly!... are u comparing me to the author of WWII?... the head of the Holocaust?... D' Arcy, what have u become.... i thought u had lucidity to do correct associations... that man?... that idiot?.... he had everything!... less the power to beat those... americans..... he wasnt carefull when he should have been. Impatience take his dream away... 10 more years... a slow process of unification. But no.... he lost everything, he was insane!... He wanted the world in his hands without even avaliate the adversaries forces.... he attacked Britain too soon!... he should have ignored that country for a while. A conquer would give recognition. But those Brits werent like Poland... they were tough...... enough history now...
..i know u are uncertain. Familly?... woman?... are u married, brother?... is love taking away your unger for blood?... dont deny your instint. U werent born to enjoy a plain mariage. U need more... u need the heat of that battle!.. like we all do, portuguese people... its on our genetical code. Do u think u can be a Romeo, a Jack Dawson forever?... no way!... just think... at night, in the darkness. What do u think of? Your past!... u feel it, in your turgid veins..... its as evident as i'm being the father of u all... huh, u doubt?! Do u know who i am?! how dare u?!... do u think im making this up?... for fun, for pleasure?.... no... i am vaticinating your death, unless u join our battalion.... scared?!.. i see fear in your eyes... D'arcy, wake up! This is the truth! Me... your faith!.... ...my obedience our your life.... its as easy as this..
...are u laughing?... at me?... huh! ...because of my accent? yes... its british. My mentors took me to Cambridge School, to learn the idiom from its purest origin!.. how meticulous they were. My tutors... abnegated to higher causes!... like my education, my preparation to this!... they put u there, to learn skills that will be useful in the future. Useful for Portugal... never thought about this?... yes.... u are a product of their will. A pawn in a tremendous intrigue. Your life was being followed from close..... this isnt like u imagine, my friend.... this is the terminus of their dominion!.... those.... those idiots!.... they think they rule this? hah!.... let me laugh..... their dreams reach the end. But for now... ill leave them asleep......
..so.... what's your decision?... embrace it with bravery!.... its your only chance really... to see the revelation of the Apocalypse, under my generous dominion. And, because i am so benevolent, ill bring you wealthiness, power and fame. There's no motive to even think about it!....
..i am waiting, brother.. dont be unpretensious. We havent that filthy defect.....
Jackablade on 16/6/2006 at 21:33
He's becoming more surreal and tiresome by the minute. Of course, his seriousness is also becoming more quesitonable too.
Gingerbread Man on 16/6/2006 at 22:04
It's kinda like if someone strained Captain Haddock and Professor Calculus through Babelfish at the same time.
