My wife says I am an idiot. Yes it is true. I do not care. - by bjack
bjack on 5/3/2016 at 05:20
I feel like I am at a dull party with a lot of really cool people who just will not come out of their shells. I've heard some great things about people at this party, but they all seem to be down. Not interactive.
I have tried posting things here and there and gotten some good and some not so good responses. I have shared these responses with my wife. She thinks most of you are wankers, but some are spot on. Still, she has a point. Why do I continue to go to a place I seem to be not suited for? Because I like it? Duh.
Keep this place alive! Not for me, shit, I matter not… for the old times you all shared… oh fuck's sake… it is lost. I have tried to do this "resuscitation" for many things that are old. Time passes and things just die out…
I love this place. I have been dressed down like never before. I still keep to my insanity, but appreciate the candor. Keep it up. Keep it Alive. As a relative newcomer… I am out now… and so he said as he returned. Repeat…
SlyFoxx on 5/3/2016 at 14:11
My wife thinks I'm brilliant. For 23 years I've never had the heart to tell her that I'm really a genius.
...and oh yes....vagina.
faetal on 5/3/2016 at 14:23
Something funny I read on Twitter a while back: "If I could only take one book to the moon, I'd make sure that book had a vagina" - Rob Delaney.
Medlar on 5/3/2016 at 17:04
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I have shared these responses with my wife./QUOTE]
NOW THAT is going beyond the pale! Did you not sign the clause that all posts are wife opinion free. How can any of us now post freely and unencumbered when there will be this nagging feeling that our posts are being shown to opinionated spouses!....In fact I think I should clam up right now...
ADMINS we have a clause transgressor in our midst, the sky is falling...
bjack on 5/3/2016 at 22:16
She does not read them... I only give her my ranting versions... her eyes roll. Anyway, she is probably more insane than me, but you would not know it if you met her. Not your typical wife type. She likes Tosh.0, South Park, etc. She laughs if I trip, fall and get hurt. Also a sucker for Downton Abbey. Not a full psychopath, but partially there. Just enough to keep it interesting.
Medlar on 5/3/2016 at 22:29
A Downton Abbey junky eh! There really is very little hope then. We have hoards of Downs fans in the UK, they tend to congregate on tour buses traveling between National Heritage properties with only loose leaf tea and scones for sustenance.
My advice would be to quit paying for the Downs tv channel, only allow red blooded American programming and at the slightest hint of a plummy English accent leave home.
PS: Try not to trip over anything on the way out... :laff:
bjack on 5/3/2016 at 23:04
Being sort of a semi-direct Brit mix (my grandmother was from Colchester) and the fact I like antique things, I like some aspects of Downton... Don't get me wrong, it is a horrible soap opera, but they do a good job with the wardrobe. As for Brits on US TV... shit... one cannot watch Walking Dead without some limey popping up. Even the new Jesus character is from the UK. I am surprised Glen is not from HK. It seems it is a requirement that if you want to work for AMC, you have to be from the UK. Next thing, they are going to tell us that Odenkirk is really from Liverpool. ;)
Yakoob on 6/3/2016 at 01:29
I don't have a wife :( or a girlfriend... well... *looks at hand* at least I got HAngela... *looks at other hand* and Palmela....
bjack on 6/3/2016 at 01:48
A lot less complexity. And Palmela never says no. Billions of gurus can't be wrong. ;)
Mr.Duck on 6/3/2016 at 10:26
WHAT THE SHIT'S GOING ON HERE?!
