metal dawn on 9/4/2006 at 22:47
Dear Lord.
This is just...
To call it anything that vagually resembles a mission is a utter blasphemy; this makes the
Deceptive Scepter seem like a masterpiece. I mean, at there was some measure of sensability, understanding, meaning.
Actually, scratch
Deceptive Scepter and replace it with the
Quickie mission by John Denison.
I do not think this one can be saved; the whole thing is up in the air (in more ways than one).
Just so this does come off as pure ranting and bashing:
The AI have no paths, no coodination, there is nothing about them that make interesting in any way.
-Doors have been cloned multiple times and are overlapping each other. Additionally, all doors and their clones are locked.
-Readmes are very important to a mission. If a mission has a plot and story (RECOMMENDED) a readme should include basic details. Release dates and such are not require, but give polish and a bit of professionalism to the project (NOTE: IF THERE IS ONE). Your readme gave me
no information whatsoever about what I'm supposed to be doing or what I'm supposed to expect. Also, do not ever say "LOL" in a Thief Mission's readme. Not ever again. This is a serious game, at least on some level. If this was a Deathmatch game I would expect to see it as such.
[CTF Teams THIEF vs CHAOS][Team THIEF has placed EYE]
[Team CHAOS is approaching checkpoint]>Constantine< kkeke pwnage nub
>Garrett< orly
>Constantine< ya rly fag
>Constantine< i rxo u
>Constantine< phear mah skilz
>Garrett< lol
>Constantine< wut
>Garrett< nuthin lol
>Constantine< WTF
[Constantine has been eliminated from the game]>Constantine< omfg cheating nub
>Garrett< gg
-Pre-Alpha, Alpha, Pre-Beta, Beta, and Last Stage (Is the another name for this?) Testing. Research these terms.
...and speaking of research...
-Take your time and try to gauge you work. using Dromed is very much like a real building project. You can make a beautiful structure if you have the material but no design already in mind.
-Take hints from other missions if necessary. There is nothing wrong with borrowing a few ideas or taking inspiration from other sources. Plagiarism is not okay.
-The Editor's Guild. Three words never said so much. There are people from all around willing to help and give advice, hardcore and new builders alike. Or maybe I meant "would have been willing."
-Dromed Central. Though it has not been updated in quite a while, it still has a great deal of beneficial material.
-Readables are a good for adding atmosphere to a mission. HOWEVER, if you cannot at least write half-decent readebles, you might as well quit while you still can. Your one and only readable just about made me cry blood. For God's sake, at least try to give me some context to work with.
For the record, suggestive and/or erotic readables are fine, but only if they they are done well.
Quote Posted by The Clueless Mollycoddle
SOME MATURE CONTENT!!!
not for kiddies lol
That irony of that statement is probably the one and only thing about this mess that could possibly make the pain worth it.
Oh wait never mind...
Quote Posted by The New Shakespeare :)
page_0:"Please master can I touch your cheeck
please master can I kneel at your feet
please master can I loosen your blue pants
please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly
please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes
please master can I take off my clothes below your chair
please master can I can I kiss your ankles and soul
please master can I touch lips to your hard muscle hairless thigh
please master can I lay my ear pressed to your stomach
please master can I wrap my arms around your white ass
please master can I lick your groin gurled with blond soft fur
please master can I touch my tongue to your rosy asshole
please master may I pass my face to your balls,
please master order me down on the floor,
please master tell me to lick your thick shaft
please master put your rough hands on my bald hairy skull"
page_1:"please master press my mouth to your prick-heart
please master press my face into your belly, pull me slowly strong thumbed
till your dumb hardness fills my throat to the base
till I swallow and taste your delicate flesh-hot prick barrel veined Please
Mater push my shoulders away and stare in my eyes, & make me bend over
the table
please master grab my thighs and lift my ass to your waist
please master your hand's rough stroke on my neck your palm down to my
backside
please master push me, my feet on chairs, till my hole feels the breath of
your spit and your thumb stroke
please master make my say Please Master Fuck me now Please"
page_2:"Master grease my balls and hairmouth with sweet vaselines
please master stroke your shaft with white creams
please master touch your cock head to my wrinkled self-hole
please master push it in gently, your elbows enwrapped round my breast
your arms passing down to my belly, my penis you touch w/ your fingers
please master shove it in me a little, a little, a little,
please master sink your droor thing down my behind
& please master make me wiggle my rear to eat up the prick trunk
till my asshalfs cuddle your thighs, my back bent over,"
page_3:"till I'm alone sticking out, your sword stuck throbbing in me
please master pull out and slowly roll onto the bottom
please master lunge it again, and withdraw the tip
please please master fuck me again with your self, please fuck me Please
Master drive down till it hurts me the softness the
Softness please master make love to my ass, give body to center, & fuck me
for good like a girl,
tenderly clasp me please master I take me to thee,
& drive in my belly your selfsame sweet heat-rood
you fingered in solitude Denver or Brooklyn or fucked in a maiden in Paris
carlots
please master drive me thy vehicle, body of love drops, sweat fuck
body of tenderness, Give me your dogh fuck faster
please master make me go moan on the table"
page_4:"
Go moan O please master do fuck me like that
in your rhythm thrill-plunge & pull-back-bounce & push down
till I loosen my asshole a dog on the table yelping with terror delight to be
loved
Please master call me a dog, an ass beast, a wet asshole,
& fuck me more violent, my eyes hid with your palms round my skull
& plunge down in a brutal hard lash thru soft drip-fish
& throb thru five seconds to spurt out your semen heat
over & over, bamming it in while I cry out your name I do love you
please Master. "
Please. This was a waste of everyone's time.
Please do not do this again unless there is more to show for it.
I hope I did not go overboard.
Anyway, I might as well wrap this up. I am getting tired of writing this, regardless.
This thread and the file should be embedded as an eternal example of what should not be done.
There.
I am really finished this time.