Rug Burn Junky on 6/12/2006 at 23:40
Don't worry, we'd all have ample warning, since he'd probably have to post a thread asking us for advice on how to buy, load and fire the gun.
Scots Taffer on 6/12/2006 at 23:44
lol
Quote Posted by "Sypha Nadon"
I'm full of anxiety about where I should aim to be sure that I kill people, and I'm nervewracked that my brain tumour triggers some seizure before I get the chance to chew on the barrel - the one thing that shoots a load I'll ever get my mouth around - then later awaken in a prison hospital to spend the rest of my life behind bars...
Wait a minute, in prison there's lots of surprise buttsex! \:D/
Sypha Nadon on 7/12/2006 at 01:01
H'mm, attacking my work is one thing, attacking my character is quite another. You should really try to stick to the topic instead of spamming my thread like trolls, no?
Rug Burn Junky on 7/12/2006 at 01:04
OK, fine.
But only if you can prove it to us by going postal without our help.
Scots Taffer on 7/12/2006 at 01:08
Sypha, that's not exactly fair, we don't want to have to start a livejournal just so that we can openly criticise you.
Sypha Nadon on 7/12/2006 at 01:09
I don't believe in inflicting pain on others (at least not on purpose), so I would never go postal.
Naitachal on 7/12/2006 at 01:15
You keep linking your works, don't you?
On a helpful note, I'd just like to reiterate what everyone else is saying. Sitting down and finishing a book is a daunting task. However, part of that process is editing and getting other people's opinions on what could work better. By skipping that, you've said yourself that parts of it could be smoother. So next book, send it to editors. Post it in writing communities and actually allow them to critique it. Most importantly, realize that criticism isn't an attack, it's an attempt to help you write the best book you can.
Shayde on 7/12/2006 at 06:01
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
I'm full of anxiety about where I should aim to be sure that I kill people, and I'm nervewracked that my brain tumour triggers some seizure before I get the chance to chew on the barrel -
the one thing that shoots a load I'll ever get my mouth around - then later awaken in a prison hospital to spend the rest of my life behind bars...
Dammit Scots I now have little bits of half chewed bran muffin splattered all over my workstation! :mad:
Para?noid on 7/12/2006 at 06:40
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
H'mm, attacking my work is one thing, attacking my character is quite another. You should really try to stick to the topic instead of spamming my thread like trolls, no?
Last I heard the character in your book was so entrenched in your own silly little fantasy that the line between ficition and reality was so far between you could have developed a theoretical martian colony upon it, replete with shining domes, terraformed populace and ridiculous 80's shit that was so tired one wondered how we ever got free of that aesthetic death trap in the first place.
But then you like the 80's so say goodbye to ever saying anything worthwhile.
Sypha Nadon on 7/12/2006 at 06:57
Guess I won't be saying goodbye to you then, you worthless, pathethic piece of shit.
Oh boy, page 7. Good to see I can still get a reaction from jaded hipster "ironic" assholes. Let the flaming begin, you fuckheads, anything to inject a little life into the black hole of creativity that are these forums. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yeah mods, you can lock this thread, I'm never coming back. Seriously, I am never coming back to this place again. Life's too short to hang around negative people. So long, dorks!
