demagogue on 3/7/2009 at 05:07

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As if you people weren't going to be on here anyway... :erg:

It's the people that aren't on all the time that you have to motivate.
But the only way to get their attention is with something really big...



too lazy to even bother making that kind of setup penis-joke-proof

Kolya on 3/7/2009 at 08:34

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Gee, I come here to have some fun and procrastinate whatever efforts I'm expected to do (I forgot, that's how good I am!) And not break some stupid visitors record. Although I did break a friend's record once, ELO I think it was. On the bright side they put out way too much anyway, so technically I raised the value of his other ELO records. Damn bastard didn't even thank me. Much like when I stole that Prodigy album on a party once, and then years later I meet that guy and he asks me if I could burn him the very album. And I say, yeah sure and tell him how I got it. And he says: That album was stolen from me once on a party. I looked him down and simply said: No, you weren't on that party. I kept the album of course, it's still one of my favourites and you'd have to break my cold lifeless fingers clinging to it, do you hear me? Christian? Markus? Sven? Whatever your boring name was, that album was never meant for you! It was mine from the moment I slipped it into the player and then into my pocket. There are no morals on the dancefloor. Now you know.

Ostriig on 3/7/2009 at 13:05

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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrRWw07F7k) Dude... Put down the ax...

Adam Nuhfer on 3/7/2009 at 15:07

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You can count on my second hand S Mart boom stick

Mr.Duck on 3/7/2009 at 17:33

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They call me Dr. Love :cool:

uNf!