Muzman on 2/12/2009 at 05:00
Quote Posted by Starrfall
Please note that not only do the twilight vampires sparkle, there is a special noise that plays when they do.
Basically the twilight vampires are elves. Wangsty, blood drinking, sparkly pretty elves.
Don't forget the thunderclap baseball hilarity.
(I'd probably read a book about (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Yunick) Smokey Yunick's novel cheating escapades btw)
CCCToad on 2/12/2009 at 05:09
Quote Posted by Shug
time for a new hobby you useless sack of shit
Is your self esteem really so low that you get insecure about me using internet sarcasm directed at someone else who openly brags about his big ego?
PigLick on 2/12/2009 at 05:52
I dont think that was sarcasm dude
Shug on 2/12/2009 at 06:12
his reply is a strong metaphor for his total lack of social ability
Sulphur on 2/12/2009 at 06:34
'I'm a guy, and I love Edward...hint, hint. My mom always asks why I have Twilight posters up, and I just say, "I like Twilight." I nearly ruined my pants when I saw Edward in New Moon. I wish Edward would break into my room just one time. Sorry ladies, hes mine!'
Hmm. Shug, you got competition brah.
Vasquez on 2/12/2009 at 09:21
Quote Posted by Muzman
Don't forget the thunderclap baseball hilarity.
I didn't even get
why they play only when there's thunder. Ok by that time I was more or less in the mind of rather cutting my legs off with a butterknife than watch one more minute of the movie, but I just assumed it was another thing from the book that was skipped in the movie.
SubJeff on 2/12/2009 at 20:14
Are you serious that you didn't get it? Do you still not get it?
this might explain a few other things itt mmmmm?
Vasquez on 2/12/2009 at 21:28
Yeah, probably.
Tonamel on 3/12/2009 at 00:29
Quote Posted by Vasquez
I didn't even get
why they play only when there's thunder.
I have neither read the books nor seen the movies (hooray!), but I'm going to guess that their Vampire Superpowers let them hit the ball SO HARD that people would know they aren't human by how loud the sound of the bat hitting the ball was. Thus, they play during thunderstorms so they have something to blame the noise on.
Makes as much sense as anything else I've heard about the series.
