Scots Taffer on 1/12/2009 at 03:55
If it seems to all that Shug appears to be defending Twilight because he possibly has some infatuation with the sparkly Mr Pattinson, I'd just like to confirm that this is the case.
Turtle on 1/12/2009 at 04:36
Does this have anything to do with all that glitter you asked me to send to you?
Shug on 1/12/2009 at 06:19
Quote Posted by Starrfall
Don't be silly, Twilight is a perfect storm of ridiculous that has not been matched in YEARS and won't be matched until Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers team up to produce a serious musical version of Les Miserables only with aliens.
I mean I just refuse to live in world where I can't make fun of angsty teen sparkle vampires and you're just going to have to accept that.
pay attention noob I'm not talking about poking fun, I'm talking about the ludicrous frothing at the mouth
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
If it seems to all that Shug appears to be defending
Twilight because he possibly has some infatuation with the sparkly Mr Pattinson, I'd just like to confirm that this is the case.
confirmed
edit: i forgive dethtoll for his vitriol though, as he has only two speeds: loyalty, and murderous rage
june gloom on 1/12/2009 at 07:27
that's not true, i also have a kind of hostile indifference
Matthew on 1/12/2009 at 11:36
Friggin' hell, nsfw much?
Aerothorn on 1/12/2009 at 12:01
"But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle."
hahaha, cute.
So do Twilight vampires NOT explode into flames in sunlight, or what?
CCCToad on 1/12/2009 at 18:02
No, they sparkle.
Aerothorn on 1/12/2009 at 20:20
...literally?
I'm trying to wrap my head around that. Sunlight wasn't exactly logical but there was at least some sort of religeous dark/light nature/unnatural rational to it. Undeath = sparkling doesn't make a lick of sense.
Also, if vampires can run around in sunlight, don't need to drink blood...well, than hot damn, I WANT one to vamp me.
man, that doesn't sound right
