Sulphur on 13/6/2017 at 04:24
Don't pee facing the open road like an uncivilised brute, for fuck's sake. What's all that wood siding on the house for, then?
Slasher on 13/6/2017 at 04:28
Yeah, you gotta be careful man, someone will get you on indecent exposure doing that.
And if we show you how to make a poll, and you win, can you split Community Chat off from the rest of TTLG? We'll call it COXIT.
Mr.Duck on 13/6/2017 at 06:12
I did not have sex with that woman, Monica.
Renzatic on 13/6/2017 at 06:23
Quote Posted by Slasher
Yeah, you gotta be careful man, someone will get you on indecent exposure doing that.
Well, I was behind the bushes, so it's not like I was letting it all hang out for the world to see. Though I'm pretty sure the people in the car were wondering what the hell I was doing, hands down, unmoving, only seen from the waist up, giving them the dead eye right into their headlights.
PigLick on 13/6/2017 at 13:02
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Why is it that I can't take a pee in my front yard without someone choosing that EXACT moment to use my driveway to turn around in?
this so much this
Queue on 13/6/2017 at 14:39
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Don't pee facing the open road like an uncivilised brute, for fuck's sake. What's all that wood siding on the house for, then?
I call that act, "Putting On The Varnish."
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Well, I was behind the bushes....
I figure they wouldn't have seen you squatting behind a bush like that.
(oh, shit, shots fired)
Tocky on 14/6/2017 at 02:20
If you go over and pee ON them you get less folks driving down your road. Problem solved.
Renzatic on 14/6/2017 at 02:32
I can't just stop peeing when I've got a steady stream going, Tocky. Hurts too much to try it.
Oh, and I'm gonna beat up Queue.
Queue on 14/6/2017 at 03:28
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Renzatic on 14/6/2017 at 03:32
Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Midnight. Your ass is grass.