theBlackman on 16/9/2009 at 06:37
Farah Fawcett died recently. When she got to the Pearly Gates, God said, “Since you have contributed so much for your fellow man, I’m going to grant you one wish.
Without hesitating she said, “Save the children.”
Then God came down and killed Michael Jackson.
Nasty but funny. Why most jokes need to be mean or overboard with SEX I don't know.
I don't think MJ was a pedophile, but we'll never know.
But, I still think it's a funny joke. :ebil:
Queue on 16/9/2009 at 12:05
I thought just his dying was pretty funny.
fett on 16/9/2009 at 13:39
Stop me if you've heard this one:
So a Rabbi, a Cleric, and a Priest were giving Queue a blow job...
Enchantermon on 16/9/2009 at 17:35
Stop.
Turtle on 16/9/2009 at 19:48
Hammertime!
Scots Taffer on 16/9/2009 at 21:39
cool stories, bros
Queue on 17/9/2009 at 15:55
Quote Posted by fett
Stop me if you've heard this one:
So a Rabbi, a Cleric, and a Priest were giving Queue a blow job...
I love religion.
june gloom on 17/9/2009 at 17:27
Enough that you help make dinner for the altar boys every Sunday.
Nicker on 18/9/2009 at 03:32
A rabbi, a lawyer and a priest were on a sinking ship, trying to deploy a lifeboat. Suddenly they hear tiny voices crying in terror.
The rabbi yells, "We have to save the children"!
The lawyer yells back, "Fuck the children"!
The priest looks wide eyed with shock at the lawyer and says, "Do we have time"?
