Michael Bay Presents... - by thefonz
Scots Taffer on 4/7/2008 at 08:24
EXT. A HIGHWAY - DAY
The Batmobile is gunning down the highway at over 200 miles per hour, weaving through traffic. Everytime BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times.
also, I love that first image response
Phydeaux on 4/7/2008 at 10:04
It needs more soldiers repelling randomly from helicopters.
ToolHead on 4/7/2008 at 10:34
From the comments:
I'm not so sure this script is even real to be honest. But if it were, I would have to assume he's going to recycle this for a Transformers sequel.
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Some people really should be denied access to the Internet.
Rogue Keeper on 4/7/2008 at 10:52
Yes, and imagine they're future directors.
SubJeff on 4/7/2008 at 13:15
Very amusing.
I really hope someone gets this to Bay. I doubt the man has enough upstairs to get it though, and if he does he's too busy eating burgers made from real cash money to care.
Internet idiots never amaze me. All those comments questioning whether it is fake or not... though I think a couple of them (at least) are meta-humour.
Stitch on 4/7/2008 at 15:43
Not bad but missing core elements of any Bay enterprise: wacky black men, tension-destroying comedic bits, and a camera that never. stops. moving.
catbarf on 4/7/2008 at 18:44
BRUCE
We hack the internet.
ALFRED
Hack the internet?
BRUCE
Yes, hack the internet.
GENERAL
No one's ever hacked the internet before.
BRUCE
Well, there's a first for everything.
GENERAL
Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
BRUCE
All of them.
thefonz on 4/7/2008 at 22:05
For me, its this:
"Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar Solo."
That image is hilarious.
Heck, i hope to god there is a full script out there, or else we should all write parts of it ourselves!
ENTER ALFRED INTO WAYNE MANOR. BRUCE WAYNE IS SITTING SOMBRE STARING OUT THE WINDOW, CONTEMPLATING.
ALFRED
Sir, the President is here.
BRUCE
Which one?
ALFRED
All of them.
BRUCE
(explodes)
Eshaktaar on 4/7/2008 at 22:23
The script needs more Steve Buscemi.
