Kolya on 29/4/2009 at 21:39
Entertain me internet! Or I'll post dirty pics!!!!
Maybe a lil flamewar? Anyone? ... *sigh*
What else do we have? Oh yeah: I found that the orange county police officer who (
http://www.ocweekly.com/2007-02-08/news/illegally-park-ed/2) ejaculated on a stripper during a traffic stop got away with it! Judge William Evans: "You're a whore who deserves no other than men repeatedly ejaculating over your big firm non-cancerous breasts!"
In fact a law will soon be passed that allows men of superior social status to jizz on every woman they see crossing a street at a red light. I think there was a thread about it here at some point. Not sure if the sentence had already been passed at this time....mmmh what else. The WHO has called for a pork flu awareness day, probably sometime next year if there are any pigs left. Meanwhile some taliban killed himself in Afghanistan trying to catch a bus. And in Paris a killer gang tortured and killed a Jew just to extort some money. Their lawyer says they were too dumb for ideological reasons. Now for the good news: Google does it's share to (
http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=usunemployment&met=unemployment_rate&idim=state:ST120000&q=All%20US+Unemployment+Rate#met=unemployment_rate&tdim=true) visualize the collapsing economy. Thanks Google, never let us down.
These are the news for today.
Shortbread Man on 29/4/2009 at 21:56
fuck you and everything you stand for
redface on 29/4/2009 at 21:57
I say burrrrrn the witch
Kolya on 29/4/2009 at 22:05
Quote Posted by Shortbread Man
fuck you and everything you stand for
:D WE HAVE A CANDIDATE!!
june gloom on 29/4/2009 at 22:11
stay classy ttlg
Kolya on 29/4/2009 at 22:25
You know, I have a feeling that shortbread man is ....
a) longer than he makes up to be
b) selling himself short
c) accumulating posts for a yet to be born user
Disregarding that I have asked an artist for his visualisation of...
Inline Image:
http://media.imeem.com/p/9CwKWrLAAL.jpgI think it hits home way better than google's and with some re-labeling could be used for pork flu as well.
Scots Taffer on 29/4/2009 at 23:38
what in the fuck are you doing
june gloom on 30/4/2009 at 00:29
kolya sit down and be quiet
