Tocky on 26/12/2019 at 02:56
Merry Christmas! I hope this time found you in the embrace of family and friends. Special brownies to us, everyone.
I actually got that as a gift.
Vae on 26/12/2019 at 03:56
A splendid Christmas for all!...:D
Pyrian on 26/12/2019 at 05:58
We got lame jokes from poppers this Christmas, so I will now inflict the best of them on you. (The others are worse. ...Sometimes *much* worse.)
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye matey!
Nicker on 26/12/2019 at 06:35
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every day.
Some algorithm is preventing me from repeating others.
Starker on 26/12/2019 at 07:07
Q: What do you call a bee born in the United States?
A: A USB.
Dia on 26/12/2019 at 10:08
Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas or Hanukkah. Peace.
Kolya on 27/12/2019 at 02:57
Christmas is a time of love and gratefulness. But in the materialist swirl of gift wrappings and failed attempts to avoid the relatives it's easy to forget the one best friend who got worked so hard to make you happy all year around.
Take some time and be extra mindful of his needs. Who knows how long he'll still rise to the celebration. A small gift ribbon and half an ounce of cocaine is all it takes.
But most of all: Be there for him! Show him how much you appreciate him still hanging around. Tell him that you wouldn't be the same man without him. He'll love the attention and give it back a hundredfold in the new year to come.
Tocky on 28/12/2019 at 02:14
I'm not sure Christmas is the time to honor ones penis, Kolya. I mean, anymore than usual.
Renzatic on 28/12/2019 at 02:59
I bought a little baseball cap for mine.
Tocky on 28/12/2019 at 04:39
It's not the cap that matters. It's not the number of balls. It's whether or not it hits a home run.
On the other hand a half ounce of coke is a pretty good score.
