Morte on 30/4/2010 at 07:36
Quote Posted by Azaran
Did you watch the video? It seems legit. And if it is, it's definitely worth posting
THEY SAID SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED SURELY IT MUST BE LEGIT
Muzman on 30/4/2010 at 07:43
Yes, it's probably true? The sheer numbers of people in India who are full of shit in this way (well I guess you can't use that expression for this guy). Where's that video of the guy being "killed" by a sorcerer for hours on end...
Sulphur on 30/4/2010 at 08:00
His secret, of course, is sex. Lots and lots of sex. There's some very potent life-sustaining, life-enhancing, and life-prolonging power in jizz.
I should know, I'm a fucking font of it.
37637598 on 30/4/2010 at 08:42
and here I thought this thread was serious, thanks for clearing that up Sulpher
Azaran on 30/4/2010 at 09:11
Quote Posted by Muzman
Yes, it's probably true? The sheer numbers of people in India who are full of shit in this way (well I guess you can't use that expression for this guy). Where's that video of the guy being "killed" by a sorcerer for hours on end...
You just wait and see. That guy will be dead some day, I guarantee it:p
casalor on 30/4/2010 at 09:17
Check to see if his arsehole has healed up. No greater proof required.
Martin Karne on 30/4/2010 at 09:30
Analyze his stomach in an autopsy session oops, my bad he is still alive.... sew him up I'll go play some golf...
witherflower on 30/4/2010 at 10:33
I believe! Meditiation is magic!:thumb:
Morte on 30/4/2010 at 11:18
Forget about magically getting all his energy through meditation. For the sake of the argument, I'll accept that he has some fantastic mutation that lets him convert sunlight into ATP for his cells. I want to know how he coped witht the water loss. Even if he doesn't piss or perspire, a person still loses some amount of moisture through breathing. Over seventy years, it adds up to quite a lot.
And since I'm far too bored at work, I gave calculating just how much a go. The answer's about eight tons at a normal rate of breathing according to my estimates, even with fudging the numbers in his favor when possible. Even with the magical sunlight mutation, I call shenanigans.
Unless someone produces a picture as a young lad, weighing in at four tons. Then anything'll seem plausible.
kabatta on 30/4/2010 at 13:12
And in other news I've got some lovely magic beans to sell. Limited offer.
