Malygris on 9/6/2006 at 03:24
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck you... hard
Strangeblue on 9/6/2006 at 04:19
Straight to the bone of the matter as always, Mal.
Shayde on 9/6/2006 at 07:28
You know what's REALLY annoying?
When you have one last chocolate waiting in the pantry and you spend all day thinking about it and then you get home only to find that HE has eaten it despite the fact that HE doesn't have raging hormones that require pacifying and to add insult to injury HE LEAVES THE WRAPPER ON THE SHELF SO YOU CAN FIND IT AND BE OVERCOME WITH THE TRAGEDY AND INJUSTICE OF LIFE!
Vigil on 9/6/2006 at 08:28
I take it the marriage is off, then?
Shayde on 9/6/2006 at 08:41
Over a little chocolate? Hardly :cheeky:
Just trying my hand at being unnecessarily emo.
tungsten on 9/6/2006 at 08:50
Quote Posted by Shayde
the fact that HE doesn't have raging hormones that require pacifying
If that is so, get another man. But I guess you've got this "fact" wrong.
Shayde on 9/6/2006 at 08:54
*sigh
I meant the raging hormones that women feel during PMS that can be pacified by consuming copious amounts of chocolate.
Also :joke:
tungsten on 9/6/2006 at 09:11
I thought so. But just because your hormones rage once a month and ours ALL THE TIME doesn't mean you get all the chocolate, no?
But you may pacify your man's hormones in other ways to get access to the chocolate, but that's not the topic here. ;)
OnionBob on 9/6/2006 at 09:52
......stop............posting.................
Para?noid on 9/6/2006 at 09:54
.... vincent-chan....
she will always love you,
....if you're heart is true....
