Life is like a new package of socks. - by Digital Nightfall
Oceanstorm on 15/6/2007 at 07:25
Quote Posted by paloalto
This is the promise of nanotechnology, that they can put a nano marker in socks to figure out where the lost socks go.we can start with my dryer which is actually the Tomb of the Lost Socks.:cool: :D
Raiders of the Lost Socks?
st.patrick on 15/6/2007 at 07:43
[insert another lame cock joke here]
TBE on 15/6/2007 at 16:53
I feel sorry for ducks. They like bread, but cannot buy it.
If I worked in a store, and I saw a duck walking out with a loaf of bread under its arm, I'd let it go.
SD on 15/6/2007 at 17:54
1. Ducks don't have arms. Hello evolution!
2. Ducks might like bread, but it ain't especially good for them. A duck that eats bread to the exclusion of other things is on a one-way trip to Lake Malnutrition. Stopping that duck from thieving that loaf would be an act of kindness.
Turtle on 15/6/2007 at 17:59
"Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some special rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said, "I do not care it is for a duck", and she was like, "oh then it's free." I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like, "give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.""
TBE on 15/6/2007 at 22:11
Quote Posted by SD
1. Ducks don't have arms. Hello evolution!
It's a fucking joke, lighten up.
Quote Posted by SD
2. Ducks might like bread, but it ain't especially good for them. A duck that eats bread to the exclusion of other things is on a one-way trip to Lake Malnutrition. Stopping that duck from thieving that loaf would be an act of kindness.
Humans like cigarettes, potato crisps and chocolate, which are detrimental to one's health when eaten exclusively. Do you tackle people coming out of the convenience store?
st.patrick on 15/6/2007 at 22:28
I ate a whole pack of Chesterfields tonight
will it make me fat?
Briareos H on 15/6/2007 at 22:43
meaty duck thighs
SD on 15/6/2007 at 23:36
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
It's a fucking joke, lighten up.
Humour shouldn't prevent your Anatidae's anatomy from being correct.
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Humans like cigarettes, potato crisps and chocolate, which are detrimental to one's health when eaten exclusively. Do you tackle people coming out of the convenience store?
Ducks don't possess self-control though. A duck would eat an entire loaf in one sitting given the chance. Bread swells up in a duck's stomach, so you can imagine consuming a quantity of bread roughly the size of its body would be extremely detrimental to its health.
Turtle on 16/6/2007 at 03:27
3. Fuck off.
