Rug Burn Junky on 3/9/2009 at 02:03
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
fett on 3/9/2009 at 02:13
I have to admit, I've thought about slapping a few kids when I've been in a Wal-Mart before, even though I've never slapped my own. Although, my kids typically act like human beings and don't really need to get slapped. More often, I feel like slapping the parents because they're turning their kid into a little shit-tard by being a sorry ass parent.
Either way, I'm just saying it's about time somebody got slapped at Wal-Mart.
Tocky on 3/9/2009 at 02:54
I hope that when he cries on his first night in jail that a huge bald baby headed lifer slaps him till he quits.
Thief13x on 3/9/2009 at 02:54
who hasn't wanted to slap a kid at Walmart?
june gloom on 3/9/2009 at 03:14
Personally I'm more in the "punish the parent" camp. Raising children may be difficult, but that doesn't excuse being bad at it. Therefore, punish the parents for not raising their children to be human beings instead of feral little monsters.
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[Anonymous] Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
[Anonymous] Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
[Anonymous] Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
[Anonymous] And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
[Anonymous] I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Thief13x on 3/9/2009 at 03:21
haha dude that shit's epic
but really...how do you get bitten? I mean serious
Tocky on 3/9/2009 at 03:40
By the pricking of my thumbs Something Awful this way comes.
CCCToad on 3/9/2009 at 04:04
Where did you find that dethtoll? that was awesome.
